Holy shit… I am a smoker. I am trying to book places in California that will allow me to smoke out doors. The last person I emailed said the smoke would drift over to his property. So no – he gave up $1,000.
I’m taking my Febreze and they can all feck off.
Tumbleweed knows all about the intricacies of fooling the French. Oh la la.
austinisafecker 
Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette
Puff, puff, puff and if you puff yourself to death
Tell Saint Peter at the golden gate
Oh, Lord, you hate to make him wait
You gotta have another cigarette
Since the state of CA is imposing a water ban, perhaps they’re fearful of an ash igniting the tinder dry state. Don’t forget to pack a suitcase of water !
They do not like the smell ….
Who can afford to smoke these days?
I really should think about giving them up. Sad face.
It will be one of your best accomplishment yet! I was a smoker for 30yrs. and when I fanily quit I was so thrill, it was almost like winning the Lottery!!😀😃
When I was in California last month it wasn’t as bad as I expected it to be with regards to being a smoker. I smoked outside the whole time, but that is pretty much the norm anywhere anymore.
I always try and book a place with a garden or a balcony and I do mention that I am a smoker – but I have heard horror stories! Apparently Californians can smell the smoke for miles… Over the fence even!
The good news is that I have managed to book some places that allow smoking outdoors. I use Airbnb which is half the price of hotels. It’s fantastic.
In the Carolinas, smoking is still allowed outdoors many places, although some are totally smoke-free, even outside. And the places that allow smoking outside, have designated smoking areas.
I live in California (Del Mar) and we’ve become so accustomed to a smoke free environment that it is an actual shock to the system when I pass an outdoor smoker. I smoked for over 30 years and quit 10 years ago. You can quit too!
BTW, It’s been illegal to smoke even on the street in Del Mar for years.
Nooooooooo!
I am going here for two days – San Luis Obispo. They started the whole no-smoking thing. I didn’t know that before I booked! Eek.
Here ya go…
https://www.e-cig.com/
Have you tried the patch? I can swear by it. It really works!
As long as you are stranded in the middle of nowhere without any stores or friends to borrow from…
🙂
You can smoke outside in Colorado where I live! 🙂 Inside here too……
Coming soon to you….
Good ol’ Willy! He lived just up the canyon from us. Very nice guy and always so nice to me in the stores. Surprised he hasn’t moved back to CO with our Marijuana laws now. But it never stopped him then. 🙂 His house did burn down tho.
You ever get high with him?