I rang the New York Times and I told them to f*ck off. Take me off your subscriber list I ranted. The really nice girl on the other end of the line asked me why? I said I don’t like the whistleblower story and I’m not too fond of Maggie Haberman.
Then we got chatting and we couldn’t stop laughing.
I apologized for being a bitch.
She said I was the nicest person to ring her today.