Bristol Palin Is Eating And Sleeping Well – And She Wants You To Know It

eating wellNancy French has penned the following over at the site fomerly known as Bristol Palin’s blog:

I came across this Scripture and wanted to pass it along.

“The blessing of The Lord brings wealth, and he adds no trouble to it.” Proverbs 10:22

This reminds me of that old saying “you’re either sleeping well, or eating well.”

Well, the good news is that you can have both with God’s blessing!

It reminds me of  when I was on Dancing with the Stars, especially the first time. I knew God’s plan for my life would always be bigger and better than a reality show. I knew whatever was to happen, would happen.

There’s freedom in that.

God has given me so much! That means I’m able to “sleep well,” and  ”eat well” with all of his blessings.

Well her life was certainly much bigger back then.

eat well 2She was obviously eating and sleeping well, and doing little else. She certainly doesn’t appear to be losing any sleep worrying about how she is going to pay those pesky bills .

She is telling everyone that she is wealthy now and that she doesn’t have anything to apologize for. Well that is perfectly fine Bristol, we all work hard and try to make money, because one needs it in this day and age. To have money is not a sin.

But you, my little fat pig, have never done an honest day’s work in your life.

eat well 3Nor have your grifting parents. That is what irritates people. Why do you feel entitled to have someone hold an umbrella over your head, and yet your fool of a mother tries to castigate President Obama for having an umbrella held over his head in the pouring rain while meeting foreign dignitaries?

umbrellaGod also likes people to take care of the less well off and the sick. Your father wanted donations for breast cancer for the Iron Dog, and now it is becoming increasingly clear that he never even intended to run the race, it was probably a scam for your mother’s new hunting show. He quit!

I think God would be happy if you hadn’t gone around mucking about with your face – afterall, that was the one he gave you. He doesn’t want you to make such a pig of yourself that you have to have all of the fat liposuctioned off. God would definitely not be in favour of that. Trust me.

bristolplasticsurgery1God didn’t give you wealth so that you would spend your whole life concentrating on yourself. There is another old saying – “spread the wealth.” That doesn’t mean you have to destitute yourself by giving away every penny that you haven’t earned. But a few contributions to people in need would surely go down well in God’s book. You should try it my dear. It actually feels good.

Lastly, will you for God’s sake, stop posting pictures of Tripp and referring to him in a sexual way. He is not your love bug. He is your son – I think. It is beyond disgusting and your mothering doesn’t even get an F. I fear that you have destroyed his life already. Please stop it.

And just shut up.

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13 Responses to Bristol Palin Is Eating And Sleeping Well – And She Wants You To Know It

  1. Jane Stewart says:

    I was entirely with you until you referred to the money Bristol “earned” … she hasn’t “earned” a penny. She has received or gotten money, but not a cent was earned!

    • irishgirl999 says:

      What I said was – “That doesn’t mean you have to destitute yourself by giving away every penny that you haven’t earned.” I will go back and bold that just to make it quite clear. 🙂

  2. I predict that Trig will have a real job before his mother Bristol, aunts Willow and Piper, uncle Trackn and brother Tripp will.

  3. 40Watt says:

    I’m flummoxed but Wonkette had a go at it – http://wonkette.com/542642/click-here-for-bristol-palins-one-weird-bible-investing-nutrition-trick#SC781dIwG47BI0Xb.99

    You know what it reminds us of? When our college roommate, the theater student, paid us a hundred clams to write a paper on Ibsen’s Doll’s House for her, and we made it kind of stupid on purpose, with run-on sentences and such, so her professor wouldn’t doubt she’d written it, and then we offered to give her her money back because we got her a D.
    Do more better, Nancy French.

  4. MrsGunka says:

    I hope that judge gives Levi full custody and she will have to pay him child support according to her income and investments and erase what she claims he owes her based on the money he got for a short time after their last break-up. The money that crooked lawyer took from him. She better have a large clientele needing skin consulting to pay for it! She may have to start going back to that mega church that supports the Palins to get some customers. Wasilla isn’t that big, is it? Maybe she should stay in Phoenix where not so many people know who she is and skin care is more important from sun damage. If you don’t work any harder than Willer, you better hope mommies money doesn’t run out too soon…..

  5. stillregina says:

    Guess who used that old saying, via a very close friend? The following passage is from page 70 of that masterpiece called Going Rogue:

    “Plus, as a council member I had just voted against a mayoral pay raise, and it would be hypocritical to conveniently forget that vote if I were elected mayor. Todd wasn’t enthused about the pay-cut promise. But Curtis [Menard] Jr. had once shared an observation with me: ‘In politics, you’re either eating well or sleeping well.’ I wanted to sleep well.”

    • jk says:

      The word “enthused” is a verb, not an adjective. The correct sentence would be “Todd wasn’t enthusiastic about the pay-cut promise.” Way to go Lynn Vincent, you hack.

      And this sounds like a jab at Todd. “Todd was a greedy bastard, while my old boyfriend who was the love of my life and the father of my first born was much more ethical and smart.”

    • Awesome catch, Regina!! The Palin’s are utilizing Nancy’s recycled ghostwriting.

  6. jk says:

    I believe this is Nancy French saying that it’s ok for Christians to love money (despite the fact it’s supposedly the root of evil). It’s what those “prosperity preachers” use to convince their followers that being money-hungry and ostentatious means you’re blessed by god.

  7. Picking up where Regina started, HopeForAmerica on DISQUS has noted that Sarah has used the “eat well, sleep well” saying multiple times over the years. So once again, we have Nancy French continuing her practice of placing Sarah “ism’s” into Bristol’s mouth via Bristol’s Blog. But WTF does it have to do with DWTS?

  8. vegaslib says:

    I’m flabbergasted that she would allow DWTS to be brought up. She clearly looked more and more pregnant as the competition went on. Does anyone wonder about where that baby went? These idiots seem to not realize that bringing up certains things in the past will prove what lying sacks they are.

  9. Pete says:

    “I knew God’s plan for my life would always be bigger and better than a reality show.” This has to be the funniest thing Nancy has ever written. Doesn’t Nancy remember Bristol had her own reality show? Multiple cameras followed and recorded Bristol’s every waking moment over several months and still the producers struggled to find material they could use to create a 22 minute episode each week. “Life’s a Tripp”‘ was banished from the prime time line up almost immediately due to low ratings. Her show was cancelled after the first season because it failed on every level. Forget “bigger and better”, everyone else knew God’s plan for Bristol’s life would always be smaller and a lot dumber than a reality show!

    Of course I’m joking when I say, “everyone else knew God’s plan” we knew nothing of God’s plan, but I knew enough basic information about Bristol to form a logical conclusion. Bristol doesn’t have any discernible talent and her personality is extremely lacking, therefore she’s uninteresting and not easily likeable. There’s just not enough there to make a reality show. But you’re doing a bang up job Nancy, hopefully you’ll continue to hurt the Palin brand writing and attributing quoted scripture to Bristol. Like that’s almost believable!! LMAO! Next time try keeping it real instead of using scripture to sing your own praises, cause that’s tacky! Back door bragging is not the way of the lord!!

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