Well, I think we can all agree that the old hooah made a double tit of herself yesterday. Don’t believe me…
I don’t think this picture will ever get old!
I was looking at the frilly pink top and polka dotted skirt up to her arse in disbelief and thinking to myself…why couldn’t she wear a simple linen dress or whatever!
I am still laughing at the hooves. And by the way, I was the first blogger to notice and comment on the old hooves way back when. I do take great pride in that.
But anyways, yesterday sometime, I was sittting listening to her spew on about her grandkids (how many of them are there?) and her Christmas book about moose cookies, when suddenly the ticker at the bottom of the screen disappeared for a brief second. I sat bolt upright, choked on my granola, mustard and arugula (don’t ask), spilled coffee all over my white dressing gown…but managed to hit the PRINT SCREEN button. I am very observant when it comes to hooves, and I *rillly* couldn’t believe what I thought I had just seen. Sure enough, my worst fears were realized.
This wasn’t the exact screenshot I took, but who cares! The hooves are the same.
If by any chance she thought those hooves did justice to her legs, she is a sicker woman than I thought. She looks fucking retarded. I am at a loss to comment on the double tit…I think she may have some sort of inflationary device hidden under her polka dotted skirt which is responsible for the flatulence that regularly gushes from her mouth. That is my best guess.
I actually meant to write a meaningful post about the boring shite she spewed on Fox and Friends…but I can’t get past the outfit.
OMG…I have no words. Just look at the getup of the old hooah. Pink shiny bed top, a short dotted skirt up to her arse, finished off with a pair of sparkly hooves. Who dresses this woman? She looks like a tart! Back to watch the video now.
Update: I just had to add these pics. [H/T to Titlewave]
Fox and Friends must have been in hysterics when they saw this vision walk through the door. I don’t know how they kept a serious face.
Joe Muto, a former Fox News employee who was fired after he anonymously blogged on Gawker about what it was like to work at the network, and who dished about the inner workings of the network in his new book, Atheist in the Foxhole, described mounting frustration at Fox with the former governor—this, despite Palin being treated as a rock star when she first arrived at company headquarters.
“It started going awry for Sarah Palin at Fox almost immediately. She wasn’t willing to do the work. And they made it easy for her. They built a studio for her in house in Alaska, so all she had to do was slap on some makeup and go sit in front of the camera,” Muto told The Daily Beast. “She would still show up late, unprepared, hadn’t even bothered to study what the topic was and would completely whiff it on the air.”
The old hooah having rolled out of bed
Well, one thing is for sure – Palin won’t be getting paid the big bucks she was receiving the last time she worked for Fox. She must have had to go crawling back to Ailes for her job, and he has demoted her to daytime TV. Heheh…
Imagine Sarah trying to waffle on Fox Business News. This could be hilarious. Not everyone is amused however. One conservative has this to say on The Week.
To be sure, I admire and recognize Palin’s remarkable political ability. Her political instincts are sublime, as evidenced by the way crowds of very honorable and intelligent Americans connected with her during her campaign. But while having good political instincts may well make you a hit on the campaign trail, and might even score you a victory or two in elections, those who are all sizzle and no steak get found out soon enough. And never in the history of the United States has anyone ever been found out quite the way Gov. Palin was.
Before John McCain nominated Palin to be his running mate in 2008, the Republican Party was already in lousy shape. But Palin was rock bottom. She simply did not know enough to engage anyone on any matter of substance, and that was a highly damning fact that shaped the modern perception of the Republican Party. It plagued us in the last election, and continues to hamper us to this day. Because of Palin’s lack of education on matters of substance, and because so many in the movement embraced her in spite of that utter cluelessness, most voters came to view the party as a movement driven by charismatic but uneducated leaders followed by hordes of hero worshipers too oblivious or uninterested to contemplate the sorts of disaster that might follow if someone like Palin were actually elected…
…Suddenly, Fox News was actually… not making the Republican Party look horrible. But then Roger Ailes reminded me why I loathed conservative media so much in the first place. Conservative media has never been about conservatism, and has always been about using conservatism as a vehicle to make money. Roger Ailes doesn’t care about how the GOP is perceived or whether it wins elections. If Sarah Palin draws eyes, that’s who he is going to put on TV. So back comes Sarah Palin to make conservatives look clueless, and on and on it goes. Sometimes I just want to cry.
[H]er abilities as a pundit left much to be desired. She conversed entirely in shallow, empty platitudes, as if she’d just memorized a list of talking points instead of actually boning up on whatever issue was on her plate. … A few months into her tenure, O’Reilly exploded with frustration when he was told for the third time in a row that Palin wouldn’t be available. “I don’t know why this woman refuses to help us out,” he vented. “And when she does come on, she doesn’t say anything. It’s just the same BS talking points every time.”
Even the “conservative true believers,” writes Muto, came to admit over time that Palin was “every bit as uninformed as her liberal critics had charged.”
Another insight on Palin comes from Muto’s book: She “tended to play hard to get,” he writes, stiff-arming requests for appearances. She also allegedly refused to participate in pre-interview briefings, which “meant that we producers could never brief her on the segment, making it that much more likely she’d get hit with an unpleasant surprise or unexpected question on live television.”
So: As unfortunate as this is for Fox News viewers, it’s worse for Fox News producers.
With this announcement, the backstory of the rapprochement between Ailes and Palin becomes by far the most precious commodity on the media-news beat. Was Ailes concerned about ratings and wanted the Palin brand and Facebook audience behind his network? Did one of the parties beg and plead?
Why on earth did they take her back? She is the employee from hell!
Apparently this guy was at Bill Maher’s show over the weekend when Bill supposedly made a joke about Trig Palin. From Ron’s own blog…
Maher chose to make a joke about Palin’s son, Trig and in the process he used the “R” word to describe this 5 year old special needs boy. Of course, since Trig is Palin’s son, he is a target of the left. Special needs be damned, there are jokes to be made by “caring compassionate” liberals. I was so disgusted and a bit surprised that I forgot the exact joke. Perhaps he saves this joke for live audiences only. The audience of more supposed compassionate, caring leftists loved the joke and roared with laughter.
Former Las Vegas TV personality Ron Futrell was escorted out of liberal comedian Bill Maher’s show at the Palms on Saturday after a heckling incident.
Futrell, an outspoken conservative known for his Twitter rants, told the Review-Journal he was offended that Maher mocked special- needs individuals by using the “r word” against Sarah Palin’s special-needs son.
“I’ve got a son with special needs,” Futrell said. “It didn’t surprise me that Maher said it. It surprised me that a lot of people laughed at that joke.”
Futrell said he moved down from his original seats in The Pearl concert venue to “about the 50th row” to engage Maher.
Futrell, a former sports anchor and daytime anchor at ABC affiliate KTNV-TV, Channel 13, before he was fired in 2008, chided Maher for a joke about Halliburton, the oil field services giant.
“Halliburton? It’s 2013,” Futrell said several times, until he got Maher’s attention.
Futrell was so disruptive, annoying audience members who had come to hear Maher, that he was eventually asked to leave, which he apparently did. According to some commenters at the above link – Futrell was drunk. Futrell also has political aspirations!
A joke about Crazy Palin’s kid was merely a convenient pretext used by the (possibly drunk) former Las Vegas TV personality to make himself part of the show in order to complain about Mr. Maher picking upon poor, poor right-fringe whack jobs.
But our right-fringer with the chip on his shoulder was taught a very important lesson that day: nobody wants to watch Ron Futrell anymore.
I doubt it. I heard him clearly and not knowing who it was, simply thought, “just another Vegas drunk” because he clearly was drunk and we see this kind of behavior at Vegas shows all the time. There were drunks cheering Maher. He even joked about the drunks there that night. Futrell was just another Vegas drunk that night and that is how I hope this “performance” by him is remembered if he ever runs for another office.
I’ve said repeatedly I was there. Yes, I heard everything. Maher complained about how people criticized him for referring to the Palin child as “retarded” and then went on to describe Sarah as a “whack job.” It wasn’t much more than that. IMHO, it should have not been a part of his presentation. That’s when Mr. Futrell staggered out of his seat and proceeded to interrupt the show. From where I sat, it was “just another Vegas drunk” out of line and wanting attention. We see this all the time and as I said, there were plenty of other drunks there yelling out their comments and Maher even made fun of the ones paying him compliments.
Now, I certainly don’t agree with Maher calling Trig *retarded*. But it doesn’t actually appear that he did. He referenced something that had happened in the past. And according to the old hooah – it is fine and dandy to use that word if it is used in the context of satire.
On Chief-of-Staff Rahm Emanuel, she said his comments calling liberal groups “f-ing retards” was “indecent and insensitive” and cause for his dismissal.
But the former governor went to great and sometimes awkward lengths to insist that when conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh used the same exact term to describe the same exact group, it was simply in the role of political humorist.
“They are kooks, so I agree with Rush Limbaugh,” she said, when read a quote of Limbaugh calling liberal groups “retards.” “Rush Limbaugh was using satire … . I didn’t hear Rush Limbaugh calling a group of people whom he did not agree with ‘f-ing retards,’ and we did know that Rahm Emanuel, as has been reported, did say that. There is a big difference there.”
Oh, what a difference! Of course, we all know that the old hooah is a loving mother to Trig. You can just see it by the loving way she holds her precious child.
If he arched his back, he would be on the floor.
Look at my little prize!
This is how a real mother feels.
So, you can just imagine how the old hooah felt when she heard about Maher’s joke. Feigned indignation in buckets and spades.
Sarah Palin, who has rarely been seen with Trig since her failed VP disaster and book tour, is up in arms and is threatening to spank Maher’s butt. She is going to be in Bill’s neck of the woods – I wonder will she bring her prop with her?
My name is Andrea Fay Friedman. I was born with Down syndrome. I played the role of Ellen on the “Extra Large Medium” episode of Family Guy that was broadcast on Valentine’s day. Although they gave me red hair on the show, I am really a blonde. I also wore a red wig for my role in ” Smudge” but I was a blonde in “Life Goes On”. I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor. I thought the line “I am the daughter of the former governor of Alaska” was very funny. I think the word is “sarcasm”.
In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life. My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes.
And lest we forget, here is the old hooah…big as a house… a few weeks before she gave birth to her loaf of bread.
March 14th, 2008.
I’ll lighten it up so that you can all see her huge baby bump.
Trig Palin was *supposedly* born on the 18th of April, 2008.
I want to make it absolutely clear that I think Trig Palin is a sweet, little boy and I would never dream of calling him retarded. I hope he receives a lot of love from people, because he certainly doesn’t get it from his *mother*.
And I have no hesitation in calling the old hooah retarded.
Update: This is for my friend…3tzus in the comment section.
Update: Reports are circulating on some right wing sites that Palin is rejoining Fox!!!
The car thief and arsonist extraordinaire thinks that investigating President Obama makes for good theater. I think people have had enough of this lying, unscrupulous fecker. He is nothing but a partisan criminal, and that is becoming abundantly clear to even the Republicans who are urging him to tone it down. He is now refusing to release the full transcripts from the IRS investigation, and this might make it more difficult for U.S. Rep. Elijah Cummings (my new hero) to release the full transcripts as promised.
In a letter to Cummings Tuesday, Issa wrote that “your push to release entire transcripts from witness interviews while the investigation remains active was reckless and threatened to undermine the integrity of the committee’s investigation.” On the other hand, Issa wrote, releasing selected portions of the transcripts didn’t harm the committee’s integrity at all, because “it can serve to provide important updates to the public as the investigation progresses.” (My bolding – but cherry picking bits of the transcripts to suit your purpose Mr. Grand Theft Auto is perfectly fine?)
Issa’s move puts Cummings in a tough spot. The ranking Democrat has warned that if Issa doesn’t authorize the release of full transcripts, he will do so himself by Friday. However, according to Rule 15(k) of the committee rules:
“The chairman and ranking minority member of the full committee shall consult regarding the release of depositions. If either objects in writing to a proposed release of a deposition or a portion thereof, the matter shall be promptly referred to the full committee for resolution.”
Issa has now officially objected in writing. If Cummings goes ahead and releases full transcripts anyway, that would represent a significant breach of the committee rules and protocol.
Go ahead and do it anyway Elijah Cummings!!! What are they going to do to you for exposing this liar, thief, arsonist and waster of tax payer’s money. This would be a much more heroic act than that of Edward Snowden. Expose Darrell Issa and the GOP once and for all.
I don’t think this picture will ever get old! 
This wasn’t the exact screenshot I took, but who cares! The hooves are the same.
