Leonard Cohen

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I spent my late teenage and college years listening to this man. I thought, and still do think that he will never be surpassed. He is a poet magnifique. I just caught this little bit of news before heading off into the twilight zone.

Veteran singer Leonard Cohen has vowed to celebrate turning 80 by taking up smoking again.

The Hallelujah singer, who gave up cigarettes after years of heavy smoking, celebrates the milestone birthday on Sunday (21Sept14) and will ring it in with a cigarette.

Speaking at a press event in New York City on Thursday (16Sept14), the singer told reporters, “Quite seriously, does anyone know where you can buy a Turkish or Greek cigarette? I’m looking forward to that first smoke. I’ve been thinking about that for 30 years. It’s one of the few consistent strings of thoughts I’ve been able to locate.”

I would desert my family for this man. I think I feel a Leonard Cohen week coming on…

 

 

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Sarah Palin – Do We Know Who You Are? Why Yes, You Are A Sniveling Rage Donkey

Palin posted this yesterday on her FB page.

brawlHoly cow, is this stupid woman deranged or what? Palin is trying in a very oblique manner to shrug off that drunken family brawl and pretend that this is now about Bristol defending the rumours circulating about a possible divorce. No one gives two craps whether or not Palin is wearing a ring.

What is starkly obvious is that Palin is trying to brazenly brush off the alcohol/drug fueled/child neglecting antics of the family from hell. Bristol walked up to the host of a  party to which she had not been invited and proceeded to punch the man violently at least six times in the face. That is the behaviour of a thug. She should be charged with assault. Palin’s response is to pretend it didn’t happen and to praise her daughter for her work ethic and defense of the family from the liberal media.

Does this family have any shame? As Bill Maher said, “Palin must admit that President Obama’s mom jeans aren’t half as embarrassing as her mom genes.”

Wonkette has a lovely take on Palin’s latest FB offering:

Sniveling rage donkey Sarah Palin is back on the Facebook today, braying about the “prayer shield” that surrounds her brood of Leon Spinks imitators. Sarah is very proud of her kids’ desire to defend the family and also of their “work ethic,” which they must have learned from someone else’s parents. She also offers up a link to a five-sentence post on Bristol’s blog, which, whoa, don’t work too hard, Bristol! Save some of that energy for getting drunk and punching party hosts!

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This is the true face of the sniveling rage donkey. This vile, odious woman just reeks of evil. She needs to take her disgusting, uncouth family and disappear off of the face of the earth. And she needs to do it now. Don’t wait Sarah. Just. Piss. Off. You. False. Christian. Bitch.

PalinPlayset21And if you can get to hell faster, take the fecking hummer you decrepit old cow.

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Todd Palin – First Gentleman

I came across this email today.

todd 2I nearly died laughing when Palin describes Tawdry as the First Gentleman.

Remember that little incident in Homer with the school teacher?

Courtesy of Shannyn Moore:

Risking accusations of being all Wee-Wee’d Up“, one Homer woman made a sign in her shed. She then took the 30 foot by 3 foot banner out to the boat harbor. It said “WORST GOVERNOR EVER“. Kathleen Gustafson is a teacher married to a local commercial fisherman. She felt like Sarah Palin had let the state down by becoming a dollar-chasing celebrity and ignoring the oath of office she’d sworn on a Bible.

Kathleen was motivated by the fact Palin was using the very place where her family makes a living to fortify the Palin personality cult-pretending to do the very thing they worked so hard to sustain. Initially, Kathleen just wanted to waste a little of the camera crew’s time, since Palin wasted so much of her time purporting to represent Alaska’s interests.

She didn’t imagine Palin would be so easy to draw out.

Saturday morning, Billy Sullivan helped Kathleen tape the banner up on his place of business at the top of the boat ramp. Then here she came. Sarah.

She couldn’t just walk by.  Only a few fishermen and tourists would have seen the banner, but Sarah had to stop and protest. I spoke with Kathleen. She said she wanted Palin to know how she felt, but never dreamed she’d get the chance to say to her face, “You’re not a leader, you’re a climber!”  Early in the conversation, Sarah actually winked at Kathleen in what seemed to be a case of eyelid Tourette Syndrome.

At one point, a Palin daughter chanted, “You’re just jealous”.  Kathleen told Sarah she was disappointed that she dropped her responsibility to the state to became a celebrity. Palin said incredulously, “I’m honored.  No, she thinks I’m a celebrity!”

toddThere is the so handsome Tawd (gack) intimidating Kathleen. He is invading her personal space. He looks and acts like a thug. All he needs to do now is accidentally stand on her feet to give her the message. Don’t mess with the Palins.

Bristol was the daughter – and she has obviously gotten a whole lot worse.

Then there was the fiasco in Valdez airport.

todd3todd4Why are you shaking Todd wonders?

What a gentleman? I can well believe he was involved in a fight. And I also can believe that he had other undesirable activities going on. Even the look of him makes me ill. White trash at its finest.

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Victim Of The Palin Family Brawl Speaks Out

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Courtesy of The National Enquirer:

One victim, Connor Cleary, 26, told The ENQUIRER it was a peaceful party until the reality show family showed up!

Connor said he was approaching the Palins’ stretch-limo Hummer when Track began getting in his face. “He (Track) kept trying to pick a fight with me and then when it all came down – it happened,” Connor said, in an exclusive interview.

“He kept saying, ‘Oh what, are you trying to get into the —-ing limo?’ and he kept cursing at me and walking towards me,” claimed Connor.

Track allegedly threw two jabs at Connor, according to an online report – and that’s when all hell broke loose outside the residence of 39-year-old Korey Klingenmeyer, host of the Sept. 6 bash.

Alarmed, someone screamed, “This isn’t some damned Hillbilly reality show!” according to an eyewitness.

And Eric Thompson gives another interview.

His wife also spoke to TPM:

The melees at that night’s party have led to an ongoing police investigation and reports that Sarah Palin’s husband and son were injured while tussling with other party guests before the family was kicked out of the house.

“It was just so shocking,” Roberta Thompson told TPM.

She mostly confirmed what her husband told multiple news outlets last week, saying that the two of them were right next to each other during the incident. But she provided her own take on how the events unfolded, including a portion that she said involved the eldest Palin daughter, Bristol Palin, and the owner of the house, Korey Klingenmeyer.

“What I saw was two girls run past and run towards Korey,” Roberta Thompson said. “And then I just saw Bristol Palin start punching him in the face.”

“It was quite, quite violent,” she added.

She said Klingenmeyer was clearly upset about what was happening but maintained his composure.

Now maybe a few more souls will speak up.

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The Straw That Broke The Pig’s Back

Eric Thompson.

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Sarah, you should have taken some advice from the pig.

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Help Eric Thompson – The Man Who Gave Us The Lowdown On The Hoedown

Right lads and lassies. You know what to do. It doesn’t matter how much you can afford, it helps Eric Thompson and sends a message to the Palin mafia. Go here.

And go fast!!!! Run ye wee feckers.

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Let’s show this bitch we mean business.  At the moment Eric has $2130.

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Sarah Palin – Naked Updated

Courtesy of The Daily Mail:

Sarah Palin was photographed sweaty and make-up free as she ran errands around Anchorage, Alaska on Monday – marking the first time she’s been seen in public since a violent family fight this weekend.

Just because I love you all…

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nekkid3nekkid4nekkid5[H/T to you know who you are ;) ]

Updated:

After and before. :)

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