The Real Cliven Bundy Unmasked

 

BundyCourtesy of Salon:

Sean Hannity has been the racist rancher’s top backer, and Fox and the GOP made him a cause. Now he’s their problem…

Cliven Bundy, the infamous welfare rancher, was holding forth at his Nevada homestead Wednesday, and apparently he had a lot to say about “the Negro.” Who could have guessed?

“I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro,” he told a small group of people gathered to see him, which included Adam Nagourney of the New York Times. Bundy told of driving past a public-housing project in North Las Vegas, “and in front of that government house the door was usually open and the older people and the kids — and there is always at least a half a dozen people sitting on the porch — they didn’t have nothing to do. They didn’t have nothing for their kids to do. They didn’t have nothing for their young girls to do.

“And because they were basically on government subsidy, so now what do they do?” he continued. “They abort their young children, they put their young men in jail, because they never learned how to pick cotton. And I’ve often wondered, are they better off as slaves, picking cotton and having a family life and doing things, or are they better off under government subsidy? They didn’t get no more freedom. They got less freedom.”

Just what do you say to that? This racist old bastard has been sponging off the government for twenty years. How the hell are Hannity, Fox and the right wing going to respond to this?

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The Boozy Floozy Tries To Get All Red, White And Bluesy

Angry-Palin1-300x225Yikes, the old hooah must be pretty steamed that Lizabeth Benacquisto lost her primary in Florida yesterday. She is off and running and flapping her gummy jaws again.

WarpathShe obviously wrote this pile of bullpucky herself. Having gone back and edited it, she still missed that Harry Reid’s addiction to O.P.M is *renown.* This is the tart who spends all off her PAC money on herself and her family? She is delusional. However, we have known that from day one. I’m sure Harry Reid is accepting donations through Koch-connected PACS. You betcha! Hey you old hooker, you were the one with all the ethics complaints against you.

hookerNot content with slinging dog poo at Harry Reid, she picks up her own shite and fires it at Bill Ayers and his wife.

Warpath2Oh Sarah baby, you are still hurting about ’08 when Schmidt and McCain told you to STFU about Ayers because your husband was in the AIP for years (!!!), and they didn’t want attention drawn to that. Also no one gave a f*ck about Ayers. You were also and too, quite possibly a member of that aforementioned organization. Afterall, you did address their convention in 2008, resplendent in your pregnancy-hiding green scarf and absolutely fabulous blue parka. You *rilly* should write a book about fashion. That one would definitely be a bestseller and you mightn’t have to waste so much of your PAC money buying your own books. The one thing I can say in your favour my dear – you looked clean back then.

And you are in no position to lecture anyone on flag etiquette.

holy molyThe boozy floozy and her uzi standing on the red, white and bluesy.

uziThe face of treason in the USA.

 

 

 

 

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NY Post Pens Disgusting Letter To Chelsea Clinton’s Unborn Child

chelseaRupert Murdoch’s paper The NY Post has sunk to a new low.

Courtesy of The NY Post:

Chelsea Clinton and her husband, hedge fund manager Marc Mezvinsky, are expecting their first child. Clinton, 34, made the announcement in the exact same way you would, in a speech she gave together with her mother at a Lower East Side event promoting the Clinton Foundation’s effort to empower girls. The baby is due sometime this fall.

Dear Baby Clinton-Mezvinsky:

Welcome to advanced gestation! Since you’re new around here, I thought you’d like to know a little bit about what makes you so special. The reason is, you’re going to live your whole life in make-believe!

Do you know the fairy stories about a princess in a castle? Well, you get to be that real-life prince or princess, in a real-life castle where Mommy Chelsea is also a princess, Grandma is about to be crowned Queen, and Grandpa Bill is a retired ex-King with lots of helpful advice on ruling the kingdom, er, monarchy. (Your other grandma and grandpa were both a kind of court vassal called Congressmen. Oopsies, other grandpa, Edward Mezvinsky, even went to something called “prison,” which is kind of like a big, cozy crib! Can you say “wire fraud”? Good, you can’t! Don’t! Around here we pretend Grandpa isn’t a criminal!)

Inside the castle towers you will find that Mommy, Mommy’s mommy and Mommy’s daddy Bill are all really good at make-believe games. So you get to pretend all the time! Mommy’s mommy and Mommy’s daddy even pretend to still be married even though they’ve been living hundreds of miles apart for 14 years!

Before you were even born your mommy’s mommy pretended that it’s a completely normal thing to announce your own grandchild’s birth to the world at a joint press appearance with your mom, hosted on Skype and live-streamed. With America Ferrera!

Although you will at all times pretend to be a normal baby, you actually already have your very own career, like doctor or fireman or lobbyist! Can you say “Campaign Asset”? Good, now let’s learn about skill sets! You only need one talent. Ready? It’s “Soften the Candidate”! Sort of like human bubble bath.

Now, even though you have a busy life, sleeping 18 hours a day, nursing and learning to roll over, all of this comes second to being a stage prop to the grandma they call “Hillary” or “Madame President” or “Lady Pantsuit.” When big, scary men with huge, glowing boxes on their shoulders come around, don’t be afraid! They’re only here to shine blinding lights into your widdle eyes. Kind of like a dozen suns shining at the same time! Just think of them as the Sunshine Men. They will be accompanied by nice pretend journalists who are actually castle-outreach people named Katie or Oprah or Diane, whose job it is to make you and Grandma look good, so don’t cry so much, and only on cue! (Example: When Grandma Hillary says, “That ol’ John Boehner sure gets upset when he doesn’t get what he wants,” start wailing!)

There are a few special little things you need to know about. For instance, if you are a girl, mean people will mail you blue Gap dresses. You don’t need to worry about where they came from, because the castle’s shining knights will go after them. These knights work for a castle security program called the IRS. Those blue Gap dresses are a reference to something unfortunate that happened a long, long time ago that we all pretend didn’t happen and anyway was all the fault of barbarians and trolls living outside the castle. We call these twisted creatures Republicans.

In two years or so, when most babies are just learning to crawl, you will be hitting the road! Grandma Hillary is going to need you to smile and coo whenever there are Sunshine Men around. So play nice and don’t projectile vomit. Grandma is not what grown-ups call “maternal,” and was busy turning $1,000 into $100,000 in the magical cow trading market when your mommy was a baby, so she will have to make believe she is really “helping out” with you. No crying if she gets the diaper on the wrong end!

When you’re a teenager, you may start getting strange invitations from Grandpa Bill. Don’t be surprised if he asks you to invite all of your girl friends and their bikinis over to his house for a pool party. Grandpa Bill loves young people, especially young female people frolicking in the sunshine!

The best part of your make-believe Clinton-Mezvinsky life is that people will pretend you’re good at things and give you gifts like high-paying consultancy gigs when you just got out of college, jobs reporting for NBC News when you have as much camera-awareness as a smoked flounder, and the leadership of the free world because you “deserve it.” Learn to accept everything as your due, baby Clinton-Mezvinsky, and maybe Mommy and you will be the third and fourth Clintons to rule the kingdom!

What a horrible, despicable letter. The GOP has truly lost the plot.

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Jon Stewart Schools Hannity On Bundy Hypocrisy

The funny thing about all of this is that Bundy may be telling quite a few porkies. According to Americans Against The Tea Party…

Bundy has claimed pre-emptive rights because of his family’s history on the land. “I’ve lived my lifetime here. My forefathers have been up and down the Virgin Valley here ever since 1877. All these rights that I claim, have been created through pre-emptive rights and beneficial use of the forage and the water and the access and range improvements,” Bundy said.

However, Clark County property records reveal that Bundy’s parents moved from Bundyville, Arizona and purchased the ranch in 1948 from Raoul and Ruth Leavitt. Water rights were, as Bundy claims, transferred, but only to the ranch–not to the federal land surrounding it. In another blow to the welfare cowboy’s credibility, cattle did not graze on the land until 1954.

The Bureau of Land Management, Bundy’s nemesis, was created in 1946–the same year that Bundy was born, and two years before the family’s purchase of the ranch. However, Bundy won’t let little things like facts stop him! “My rights are before the BLM even existed, but my rights are created by beneficial use. Beneficial use means we created the forage and the water from the time the very first pioneers come here,” Bundy claims.

BundyI don’t know what the silly old fart is doing waving the American flag around when he doesn’t even recognise the federal government.

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Palin’s Belated Birthday Greeting

Holy cow. I am a day late to Palin’s latest Facebook post and it has been covered by other blogs, but I simply could not let this pass without a comment.

Here are the photos that she posted.

false kissesI have enlarged them.

kiss1kiss1copy The first thing that jumped out at me was the vice-like grip she has on that poor child’s hand. It looks painful (for Trig), and if you try to hold your hand in that position it is actually very uncomfortable. I have never seen a mother hold her son’s hand in this fashion. As Palin zooms in with puckered lips, that isn’t love you see emanating from Trig. That is hostility. She is hurting him.

Look at his leg and foot. He is clearly not a happy camper. He doesn’t like her, and it shows.

kiss copyHe doesn’t want her anywhere near him.  How could she be so tone deaf as to post these pictures?

 

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The Honey Badger

I got a little sick of talking about the old hooah (who forgot her *son’s* birthday). This delightful creature is far more worthy of our attention.

[H/T to Sirenoftitan]

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Putin Rears His Head, Not Interested In Alaska

palin-putin-apOh yeah, Palin is so pissed off that Putin doesn’t want to invade Alaska.

Courtesy of Deadfart.com:

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin fired back against Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday calling him a “silly little man” after he said that he was not interested in invading Alaska.

Putin downplayed the value of Alaska during a question-and-answer session in Moscow today, pointing out that it was a cold northern territory.

“What would you need Alaska for?” he said, advising Russians “not be overenthusiastic” about the state.

“Mr. Putin, such a silly little man on this matter of invading Alaska,” Palin said in a written statement to Breitbart News, pointing out that it was obvious that Russia got “screwed” after selling the land to the United States in 1867 for $7.2 million.

“Sure, in hindsight your czars of old may have felt you got screwed in the deal when Abraham Lincoln’s Secretary of State scored on this enormously resource-rich land for just seven cents an acre, but that’s water under the former land bridge,” she said.

Palin reminded Putin that many Russians leave their country to start a new life in Alaska.

“So many legal immigrants from Russia craving freedom and opportunity work tirelessly to leave your country and start a new life in America’s largest state, but I’ve yet to meet an Alaskan scurrying to relocate to Russia, and that ought to tell you something,” she said.

Palin also pointed out that Putin that Alaska was rich with natural resources.

“Silly of you not to acknowledge our oil, gas, coal, minerals and mounds of gold, fisheries, strategic location as the air crossroads of the world, pristine environment and beauty, plus so much more,” she said.

Palin warned Putin away from the idea, reminding him that she could keep a close eye on his movements.

“But I don’t want to tempt you, so we shall just keep an eye on you – from very nearby.”

As the Republican vice presidential candidate, Palin was mocked by the media in 2008 for suggesting that Putin might invade Ukraine if President Obama was elected president.

I’m sure that Putin is shaking in his boots. He probably took one look at the former gov and her Koch-funded buddies, and thought it not worth his troubles. Why would you take on the Palins?

This stupid woman is now spewing forth on foreon [sic] policee.

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Watch out Vlad…

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I just want to say that I am horrified about what is happening in Ukraine. But for this bitch to stick her ugly head into the scenario (not that anyone is listening to her), leaves me wanting to wish on her, twins with colic.

Feel free to vent…

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