Putin Rears His Head, Not Interested In Alaska

palin-putin-apOh yeah, Palin is so pissed off that Putin doesn’t want to invade Alaska.

Courtesy of Deadfart.com:

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin fired back against Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday calling him a “silly little man” after he said that he was not interested in invading Alaska.

Putin downplayed the value of Alaska during a question-and-answer session in Moscow today, pointing out that it was a cold northern territory.

“What would you need Alaska for?” he said, advising Russians “not be overenthusiastic” about the state.

“Mr. Putin, such a silly little man on this matter of invading Alaska,” Palin said in a written statement to Breitbart News, pointing out that it was obvious that Russia got “screwed” after selling the land to the United States in 1867 for $7.2 million.

“Sure, in hindsight your czars of old may have felt you got screwed in the deal when Abraham Lincoln’s Secretary of State scored on this enormously resource-rich land for just seven cents an acre, but that’s water under the former land bridge,” she said.

Palin reminded Putin that many Russians leave their country to start a new life in Alaska.

“So many legal immigrants from Russia craving freedom and opportunity work tirelessly to leave your country and start a new life in America’s largest state, but I’ve yet to meet an Alaskan scurrying to relocate to Russia, and that ought to tell you something,” she said.

Palin also pointed out that Putin that Alaska was rich with natural resources.

“Silly of you not to acknowledge our oil, gas, coal, minerals and mounds of gold, fisheries, strategic location as the air crossroads of the world, pristine environment and beauty, plus so much more,” she said.

Palin warned Putin away from the idea, reminding him that she could keep a close eye on his movements.

“But I don’t want to tempt you, so we shall just keep an eye on you – from very nearby.”

As the Republican vice presidential candidate, Palin was mocked by the media in 2008 for suggesting that Putin might invade Ukraine if President Obama was elected president.

I’m sure that Putin is shaking in his boots. He probably took one look at the former gov and her Koch-funded buddies, and thought it not worth his troubles. Why would you take on the Palins?

This stupid woman is now spewing forth on foreon [sic] policee.

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Watch out Vlad…

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I just want to say that I am horrified about what is happening in Ukraine. But for this bitch to stick her ugly head into the scenario (not that anyone is listening to her), leaves me wanting to wish on her, twins with colic.

Feel free to vent…

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Sarah PAC Finally Hands Some Money To Endorsed Candidates

RV-AN161_WKNDCO_GS_20140410110719Courtesy of Rollcall.com:

The federal political action committee of former Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin has had sudden surge in giving to U.S. Senate candidates around the country.

Sarah PAC, reported it had receipts of $430,217 and disbursements of $461,368 during the first quarter of the year, leaving $1,086,533 cash on hand as of March 31st…

The PAC gave $56,000 to federal candidates during the first quarter, after giving only $10,000 to federal candidates in all of 2013. The PAC gave $5,000 each to Senate candidates Karen Christine Handel in Georgia, Joni Ernst in Iowa, Chris McDaniel in Mississippi, Julianne Ortman in Minnesota, Ben Sasse in Nebraska, Tim Scott in South Carolina, T.W. Shannon in Oklahoma, and Sen. Mike Lee in Utah. The PAC also gave $1,000 to leadership PAC of Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas.

The PAC gave $5,000 to House candidates Katrina Pierson in Texas, and $10,000 to Lizbeth Benacquisto in Florida.

In non-federal elections, the PAC gave $5,000 to Greg Abbott in the Texas gubernatorial primary, and $3,500 to Gov. Nikki Haley in South Carolina.

I’d say she is still crying about giving that money away. I don’t know how she managed to unclench her cold, dead hand long enough to hand that moolah over.

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Irishgirl Pac and FEC u.

Send your dollars here. I will wear certain things and I am big into postage.  ;)

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Planning and Plotting, And Weeding And Potting

We have had very mild weather here. So I took to the great outdoors to do some much needed weeding.

Also planning an assault on the Red States in June. Miami to New York by train. I will keep my lip zippered. NO is out. As is Alaska.Angry-Palin1-300x225Have a gaggle of girls in my TV room.  Daughter came home late and was horrified that I entertained them. We talked about fish, rugby and Grease. They are fresh off a musical and bored to death. I tried!

 

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Surfer Dude

Never introduce your child to water.

surfer dudeThis is what happens.

And I live in Ireland.

 

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The Exceptional Land Of Freedom

Courtesy of FreakOutNation:

Dramatically long lines in Florida drove away at least 201,000 voters in 2012 while waiting in some instances for over 6 hours and now that state faces another hurdle to cast a vote. The Miami-Dade County Elections Department earlier this year quietly implemented a policy which  closes the bathrooms at all polling facilities, according to disability rights lawyer Marc Dubin.

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Jesus H. Christ. I really mean it. We have had our fair share of problems on the lovely Emerald Isle. But the one thing that we have always been sure of is our vote. We had a civil war too. We got over it. We got over our animosity towards England. We are getting over the financial crisis. We did reject those voting machines years ago.

If one party tried to disenfranchise voters here, there would be hell to pay.

What happened to the Republican Party? And why is this allowed to continue?

You may have to shit in the streets to vote in the USA.

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Sarah Palin And Her Never Ending Daughter’s Jeans

RV-AN161_WKNDCO_GS_20140410110719I took the liberty of lightening the original photo.

Courtesy of The Wall Street Journal:

Sarah Palin is walking through a suite in the Peninsula New York Hotel in midtown Manhattan trying to find the great outdoors. The former GOP vice presidential candidate is being photographed before the launch of her new reality series, “Amazing America,” which features human-interest tales about outdoor adventures, ranging from a blacksmith championship to a car race among pastors. But the suite doesn’t even have a landscape painting. She finally finds a window to pose in front of, but it’s facing a brick wall, not the wilderness.

Crammed into two tiny rooms with eight other people—including her husband and two handlers—Ms. Palin doesn’t want to be “burned” by unflattering photographs, which has happened in the past, she says. Wearing a V-neck shirt, black skinny jeans and a glittering “Girls with Guns” belt and buckle, she also doesn’t want to wear the camouflage jacket that the photographer has brought for her, nor will she succumb to his French charm. She certainly doesn’t want to perch on any furniture.

Holy mother of god – does she think she looks fetching in the above pic? The wig is a mess, although I have seen it a lot worse. Then she has those naked lips. Lisabeth (our resident make-up expert would agree with me here).  Then there is that awful blouse and the same black jeans and belt she wore when interviewed by Jimmy Fallon. I can’t even mention the bracelets. Oooops, just did. The woman has no hips, and those low slung jeans with the white stitching are not a good look. I had to put on my sunglasses to view them.

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Now I realise that these appearances could have happened on the same day, but does the stupid woman not even consider the idea of taking a change of clothing along with her? Afterall, she was at a photo shoot and was going to appear on TV maybe later that day.

And no one has to *burn* Palin.

my prettyShe does that perfectly well on her own.

As she starts to discuss how political correctness is part of the media’s filter, the publicist from the Sportsman Channel, who is sitting next to her, clears his throat. (When asked later if he was cuing her, he said that he wasn’t; he had a cold.) She changes gears quickly: “A show like this, which is unfiltered, is going to be very refreshing because, no! It’s not going to be politically correct,” she says. “Thank God! Because most people aren’t politically correct, and that’s relatable.”

Looks like she went off topic and had to be reminded that she was promoting the Sportsman Channel. A little later…

Why didn’t she run in 2012? “Too busy,” she says quickly. “Young family, busy family, lots going on, and today there’s still a lot going on.” She prefers endorsing candidates, “finding underdogs who have a servant’s heart and have the ability and they have the willingness to serve America for the right reasons,” she says. The publicist clears his throat again, and she continues: “But the show isn’t political at all; it is about hardworking, patriotic, everyday American life that needs to be highlighted. We need more family-oriented, positive, uplifting shows to watch, and this is going to be one of them.”

Could you imagine having to work with this fool?

One area where Ms. Palin doesn’t want to reduce government spending is the military. She says that with a strengthened military, she would have handled Russia’s annexation of Crimea differently from how President Obama did. “I’d put the fear of God in our enemies!” she almost shouts. “Like Ronald Reagan did! I wouldn’t be cutting the military. You strengthen the military!”

Holy shit!!!! Can you just imagine if McCain and yer one had won the election back in 2008?

Ms. Palin’s own defenses have slightly weakened over the course of the hour, so she finally agrees to put on the camouflage jacket. Standing in front of a white screen next to the bathtub, she holds her lapels and alternates between a tough-lower-lip-jut and a nervous glance at her strategist. “I think it’s too big,” she says of the jacket, adding, “I wanted to wear black.” Mr. Recher seconds this opinion. He wants to get her out of the marble bathroom so that he can whisk her down the hall to her next appointment.

Jason Recher is still with her. This is what her PAC is paying for -  photo shoots for her reality TV appearances. Gryphen over at IM came up with a great name for her the other day – Harlot Cheston. And with that, I will bid you adieu. ;)

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