Will Donald Trump Aka Lard-Ass Even Show Up For The Debates


Personally, I think he will chicken out.

Courtesy of The Washington Post:

Hillary Clinton committed weeks ago to the general-election presidential debates. Donald Trump has yet to officially sign on.

One reason for the holdout: “I’ll have to see who the moderators are,” the Republican nominee told Time magazine last month. “Yeah, I would say that certain moderators would be unacceptable, absolutely.”

As of Friday, the lineup was out: NBC’s Lester Holt will moderate the first debate Sept. 26 at Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y., ABC’s Martha Raddatz and CNN’s Anderson Cooper will lead a town-hall-style forum at Washington University in St. Louis on Oct. 9, and Fox News Channel’s Chris Wallace will handle the questioning at the final debate Oct. 19 at the University of Nevada in Las Vegas.

So, are these journalists acceptable? Will Trump debate?

The debates will be like Trump’s tax returns. No one will ever see them. I don’t think there is any way that Trump will take on Hillary because she will trounce his bigly ass all over the stage.

He is a yuuuge, ignorant tub of lard. He is also a bully and a coward. He will not want to be shown up by Hillary Clinton and he will be if he shows up. Because he knows nothing. Tubs of lard happen to be like that. They are not exactly known for their brain power.


I believe this one is from Walmart… He could shoot someone in Walmart and they would still vote for him. Sigh.

In the unlikely event that lard-ass turns up, if I were Hillary I would make sure I have security on stage. I could just see that fecker bounding across the floor and trying to tear her hair out. The man has form. Ask Ivana.

So, in MHO, the debate will probably go something like this…


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10 Responses to Will Donald Trump Aka Lard-Ass Even Show Up For The Debates

  1. lindak1961 says:

    IG, I agree – tRump will chicken out of the debates, whining that they are rigged. Personally, I think that a tub of lard would do better than tRump in a debate against Hillary. If tRump chickens out, I don’t know if the debates would still take place – either with just Hillary (so not a debate at all, but a great chance for Hillary to get her message out), or with Gary Johnson and Jill Stein.It’s possible that they would be cancelled. Whatever happens, tRump loses. He will forever be known as the boy afraid to debate a girl one on one.

    If he does participate, Hillary will eat him alive. Some are worried that will create a backlash against Hillary. Sure, tRump and his fans will whine about “rigged” debates and about how mean Hillary was in the debates, and some voters may support tRump because they feel sorry for him. I doubt that many will feel that way though. Oh, they may pity tRump, but pity isn’t a reason to vote for someone for POTUS. Especially someone who has presented himself as a strong, tough guy.

    tRump can’t win no matter what he does, unless we are wrong, and he does participate in the debates, has prepared properly for them, and exceeds expectations. With the bar for him set low, that wouldn’t be hard to do, He would still lose the debates, but just might win some respect.

    Nah, he’s gonna chicken out, then whine about the media and Hillary.

    • lindak1961 says:

      Come to think of it, Roger Ailes duty may to get tRump out of the debates without him (tRump) looking like a coward. Ailes is a propagandist, so he may be able to pull it off. On the other hand, Ailes has inhabited that right wing bubble for so long, he may only succeed in convincing the alt-right, who are supporting tRump already.

  2. Moles says:

    If Trump ducks the debates I don’t think Ailes or anyone else can spin it for anything but an ignominious retreat by a big winded foul mouthed bigot who has totally painted himself into a corner.

  3. MistyDew says:

    He’ll show up with a hidden microphone or another Bobbie pin…. Hahaha

  4. 40Watt says:

    I love the skit. Sometimes one gets a bit homesick for that brand of healthy lunacy.

  5. I still think it will be a hot mess. The Trumpster can’t not butt in, talk over, call people names or follow time rules – – in addition to being rude, loud and obnoxious to, the candidate, the moderator and the audience. Will he talk body parts, bathroom needs ? I’m expecting any and all .

    • lindak1961 says:

      Even though he says he will attend the three debates, I see that he’s given himself an out with the “…only natural disasters or other similar crises would prevent him from attending…” clause.

      I agree, if he does show up, he will be a hot mess, and make Quitter look reasonable during her debate with Joe Biden. She at least stuck to the script, but tRump won’t be able to do so, and will be himself – rude, loud and obnoxious, as you so aptly put it.

  6. Tumbleweed1 says:

    I think he will show up for the first one, get his ass handed to him by Hillary and come up with excuses to not show for the other two.

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