When Paul Ryan endorsed Trump yesterday, he could not have envisaged the speech that Hillary Clinton was going to give. She made a damn fool out of the lot of them.
When I first went to college (long, long story) I had to dissect a rabbit. Being typical punk-assed teenagers, we practiced in the front garden of a suburban house and then proceeded to string the rabbit’s dried guts around any available and visible perimeter. We were into shock and awe. We were fecking awful. I can still remember elderly women heaving as they walked past. Sorry Cork residents!
What Hillary did yesterday was pretty much the same, sort of. She strung up Trump’s dessicated bowels for the world to see. Now whether you like her or not, she did a masterful job.
And just to add intestinal fortitude to the measure – old Paulie doesn’t have any. He capitulated in the end and shat all over America and the rest of the world.
Paulie is a stool.