I’m so Vain

I know there are more important things going on in the world, but this fool really, really needs to wake up and smell the coffee. She posted the following on her instagram account during the week.

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Oh my, Bristol.

 

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What big eyebrows you have. What big fish lips you have. What a big chin you have – compared to way back then.

I’m glad you have the time to admire yourself. Enjoy it while it lasts cos the PAC funds are getting low.

And you will need some upkeep.

I hope you realise that you look like a fish.

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12 Responses to I’m so Vain

  1. Pearl says:

    Being a dirty ho is super hard!!

  2. irishgirl999 says:

    What have you put inside her mouth? I am afraid to ask.

  3. Judy says:

    she sorts looks like Caitlyn Jenner

    • Pearl says:

      You’re SO right, Judy! LMAO! They probably use the same plastic surgeon AND the same drag queen make-up….I have to say though, Caitlyn wears it better! Take that Bristol!

  4. Pete says:

    Bristol got her new hair-do so she must be ready to go out prowling for some new sperm donors to drop their junk in her extra large baby bucket. lol!!

    • Pearl says:

      You’re right Pete! Poor sap will get lost in her groin grotto, it’s all echo-ey in there. Just ask Captain Kirk.

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