In a stunning development today, President Obama (that cool dude) nominated Sarah Palin for the vacancy left by the dead Scalia guy.
He said…and I quote…shit happens. You only have to look at Mitch to know that. It’s sort of like global warning. Yes, I meant that.
PO feels that Sarah has all the necessary condiments for the job.
Mitch was unavailable for comment. Trump was busy on a shooting spree. Rinsed Penis wouldn’t leave his bourbon.