In case you missed it…
I’m not fully recovered from last night, but I will try my best to say something meaningful.
Trump, you fat turd, you blew it. She who suffers from not bending over for the lame stream media and dressed as a dead emu at the same time, baffled all erstwhile listeners.
This speech even made it as far as my emerald isle – I will tell you about the bracelet that I just had valued at another date. May I just say, never let your husband buy you jewellery in India as an investment. Emeralds my green eye!
Anyway, I digress.
Headlines in our fair country this morning courtesy of the lame Irish Times:
Sarah Palin gives bewildering speech as she backs Trump
‘No more pussy-footing around,’ former Alaska governor tells his supporters in Iowa
However, rumour has it, according to my back street girls on Skype (waving madly) that Trump has now ditched Palin. She who likes the high heels and short skirts, will not be pussy-footing in Tulsa.
In fact, I think her pussy-footing days may be over.
And that gives me a sadz, because last night was so much fun. I who loves to laugh, may have had my last laugh at she.
Her has probably pussy-footed it back to Alaaaaska to get he out of jail. Her final pussy-foot so to verbalize.
God Bless America and the master of the art of the dill.