Well, I have been busy with Christmas preparations so I haven’t had much time to blog, but the old hooah’s shenanigans in Lost Vegans didn’t escape me. Once a hooah, always a hooah, I say.
She actually turned up to the kiddie’s debate with her miserable fecker of a husband in tow. They were obviously having a blast. Why are everyone’s mouths upside down and U-shaped. Everyone looks so unhappy.
Todd looks ill. Seriously. He looks like shit.
He’s got those nasty narrowed eyes
and an I’m bored pose
It runs all down his face
To his teeny tiny toes
Sarah tries to perk up a bit during the debate. I always perk myself up by smiling vacantly into the distance while clenching my fucking fist. It works every time, I swear.
It unfortunately didn’t work for the old hooah. She has nodded off into la la land and is dreaming of the millions she will make from her new book. A rude awakening is in store for Princess Dumbass…Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,817 in Books.
Oh fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck.
What to do, what to do? She asks McCain’s bestest ever friend in the whole, wide world, but not the Muslim part. Lindsey smiles rather awkwardly.
He still remembers the time John told him that the bitch was like a rabid dog that wouldn’t let go of his trousers (leg). I hasten to add. 😉
Anxious to be rid of the odious smell in his green room, her sends her next door to visit the frothy guy whose wife has fornicated with an abortion doctor and even had an abortion herself. Jesus must be fairly, fucking forgiving in PA!
Onward Christian soldiers. I know of a lovely, undisclosed location in PA. I think I should keep that to myself.
Fuckity, fuck and lookity, look. What the hell is that behind the old hooah’s bent back. Well, I’ll be damned if it isn’t the latest hooah’s so not best seller. She must read it everywhere she goes, god bless her coz no one else will. She must be really into Nancy French, even more so than the French chick.
Frothy quickly dumps his groupie.
Poor old Axlerod has now been waylaid by the old hooah. He was nice to her as she tried to describe the amounts of books she has sold, or was it the size of Todd’s toes?
We will never know unless Dave comes clean.