While Bristol Palin (of the ever-present babby/fish lip syndrome) worries about contraception in Washington State, and her momma, Mrs. Todd Palin, frets about the state of Facebook and how to log in…America is going to hell in a handbasket.
Anyway, word has it that John Boehner’s crying syndrome has spread to a lot of his party. Apparently they were found in the loos, bawling their piggy little eyes out when McCarthy made his announcement.
They know that the Freedom Caucus ( I know who they are now) has completely made shite of the GOP. I mean the GOP were shite before, but now they are even shitier.
So what to do – they wail. Grab Paul Ryan, but he refuses. He is not a complete moron. Ha! Even Paulie knows that the Freedom Caucus will do him in and ruin his career.
Oh dear, oh dear. The GOP is rightly fucked. Old Boner himself will have to stay on until they sort this mess out.
Will Boner make a deal with the Democrats and grab any sorta moderate Republicans and try and salvage Congress. You’ll have to forget about the golf for a while, John. You will have to make a decision about those Tea Party extremists that Sarah Palin and other like-minded idiots foisted upon the world. Kick them out now.
Will Nancy Pelosi be returned as Speaker? She just might be if they want to save the GOP.