Snotty Wanker Suspends His Campaign – Wisconsin Now F*cked


Courtesy of The Washington Post:

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker has suspended his presidential campaign, effectively ending a once-promising GOP presidential bid that collapsed amid tepid debate performances and other missteps.

“Today, I believe that I am being called to lead by helping to clear the field in this race so that a positive, conservative message can rise to the top,” Walker said in a brief speech in Madison, Wisconsin, on Monday evening. “With this in mind, I will suspend my campaign immediately.”

Walker said that because the Republican field is so crowded, candidates have become focused on “personal attacks” instead of the substantial issues that matter most to voters. He urged those still in the race to refocus on the core values of the Republican Party: creating jobs, reducing the size of government and strengthening the military. In dropping out, Walker encouraged other Republicans to do the same so that “voters can focus on a limited number of candidates who can offer a positive, conservative alternative to the current front runner.” In making that plea, Walker did not name the current front-runner, businessman Donald Trump.

Basically, the Koch brothers knew that they had backed a loser, and they weren’t willing to spend another dime on him. They wanted someone to run, not walk. This of course doesn’t say much about the brainpower of the aforementioned makers of toilet paper. Apparently cheques are a bouncin’ and frogs are a leapin’ and former campaign staff are a tweetin.’

The bigger question is – what does this say about GOP voters? Eek!

The good folk of Wisconsin are desolate and bereft at the thought of the cross-eyed yokel returning to sour their cheese. One can only hope for a #PigGate scandal to finish him off.

By jove, I think we have one!

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26 Responses to Snotty Wanker Suspends His Campaign – Wisconsin Now F*cked

  1. AnnetteK says:

    HaHa! priceless, thanks Irishgirl.

    Ten Green Bottles, tra la la la lala

  2. Pearl says:

    Scott Walker signed an official proclamation today in front of his cabinet outlining what he’ll do for the remaining time of his term as Wisconsin Governor. Seems fairly accurate.

  3. 40Watt says:

    “I believe that I am being called to lead by helping to clear the field in this race …”

    What a sainted martyr the man is. 😬

    That said, which ever one of the Koch brothers made that call, THANK YOU!! 🎉

  4. “… He urged those still in the race to refocus on the core values of the Republican Party: creating jobs…”

    Sey whut? The GOP has always contended it was the private sector that creates jobs – not government. Maybe they should get their policies straight first, before unleashed them on the voters.

  5. MrsGunka says:

    Nice job IG! As we drove into the driveway, the radio said Scott Walker was going to make a speech and they thought he was resigning from the race. Before we could get the groceries in and have a cup of coffee, I turned on the computer and it was wall-to-wall Walker. The GOP just needs to dump out all the names in the hat and start over fresh, because they are going nowhere with this bunch of losers! Not one of them is capable of running a campaign, let alone a country. I hope many more drop out and Trump is taken down, but not a one of the other ones is any better. Dang, it’s going to be a long year+! Rachael just came on and she’s doing it on….guess who. It will be fun!

  6. 40Watt says:

    I think one of the best reasons that has been suggested for his quitting is that his poll numbers are so bad that he would no doubt be kicked down to the kid’s table for the next debate. There are probably multiple reasons of course, but humiliation I think is a strong one.

  7. Moles says:

    What a maroon. ;-(

  8. Scarsdale says:

    Now what will his wife, Tonette do? Go back to singing in a trio? Great name for a girl group “Tonette and the Cheeseheads” Both his sons dropped out of college to help him get into the WH. Will they have to get REAL jobs now that their father has been outed as putting his cronies into great paying jobs? If only he would do a “Palin” and quit, the citizens of Wis. would be so grateful. Another cross eyed fake bites the dust. Too bad, so sad. On another note, the son of Jeb!? George P. Bush is being exposed for giving his pals lucrative jobs in TexAss. Unqualified, but who cares, he is a Bush it is what they do.

    • 40Watt says:

      He dropped out of college, just shy of graduating if I remember correctly. He has no problem, it would seem, with his boys dropping out to help him (of course). Maybe, I’m being unfair and the boys planned to return after the campaign, but I can’t help feeling that getting an education is not a strong priority for the Walkers. They more than likely figured that once Dad was in the WH, they could continue to get lucrative jobs without no stinkin’ edufication.

      We all know how Scottie feels about teachers.

    • irishgirl999 says:

      Ok, I love the idea of “Tonette and the Cheeseheads.” Where is Pearl when I need her?

  9. irishgirl999 says:

    Magic! i don’t know how you do it.

  10. Pearl says:

    I’m probably mentally ill or something.:)

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