My neighbour came in last weekend with this absolutely gorgeous looking apple pie. When I got up the following morning, I discovered my hungry men had demolished it.
I flew into a rage. Who the fuck ate the apple pie? It was hubby and he moved his ass out of the kitchen, pronto.
I am not alone. My neighbour tells me that she hides her cake in the dishwasher and under the settee.
That is all I am going to say about where I hide my cake.