Ok, I have listened to it. She was sweating and farting (word flatulence) and rubbing her nose and trying to stem the sweat dripping from her pancake makeup and pushing her hair back from her eyes. All of this was bad enough – but the voice!
The fishwife from Alaska took it up a notch or ten and she quite literally shrieked for over 8 minutes.
I vaguely remember hearing something about eye-ran, centrifuges, big sticks and the media before I collapsed in a heap. Hubby has the smelling salts out and I will try valiantly to update you at a later stage.
God Bless Us All.