Apparently, that beer-swilling, hamburger chomping asshole from Wisconsin (I have friends there so this is personal), hit his head while trying to fix the kitchen sink. It caused major trauma to his hair follicles!!!! I’m doing a Bristol Palin on it with the !!!!!
Well, his hair follicles are presumably located quite close to his brain. So the logical follow on is that this fella is severely brain-damaged.
Republicans in Iowa are fecking scared. Politico tells us why:
On the Republican side, nearly half of GOP insiders said Walker, the Wisconsin governor, had the worst summer on their side of the aisle. In Iowa, where he was until recently considered the front-runner but now lags in polls, insiders were particularly down on him: 56 percent said he had lost the summer.
“He can’t seem to find his way on any given issue with a handheld GPS,” an Iowa Republican said of Walker. “He’s been on all three sides of every two-sided issue. For the last two months hasn’t made a single policy pronouncement that he or his staff hasn’t had to clarify or clear up within two hours. When you’re reduced to saying ‘yeah’ doesn’t mean ‘yes,’ you’re in trouble. ‘Unintimidated’ has given way to ‘uninformed’ and ‘unprepared.'”
“Not since, well, Tim Pawlenty has a candidate so hyped or seemingly invincible had their bubble burst in this way,” agreed another Iowa Republican, who like all participants was granted anonymity in order to speak freely. “He owes the Iowa GOP a big favor for canceling the Straw Poll to keep him from repeating Tim Pawlenty’s untimely demise.”
So, this hair loss and concurrent brain damage obviously has scared the shit out of everyone. He can’t compete with
My heartthrob. My guy has hair!
So who are the Koch brothers going to give their eleventy billion to?