What Are The Koch Brothers Going To Do With Their Eleventy Billion?

images (1)But, but, but their little butt boy, he who (heehaw) guts the unions and has a *rilly* cool bald spot on the top o’ his noggin, well Walker ain’t doing so well this summer – see below the fold. 🙂

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scottyApparently, that beer-swilling, hamburger chomping asshole from Wisconsin (I have friends there so this is personal), hit his head while trying to fix the kitchen sink. It caused major trauma to his hair follicles!!!! I’m doing a Bristol Palin on it with the !!!!!

Well, his hair follicles are presumably located quite close to his brain. So the logical follow on is that this fella is severely brain-damaged.

Republicans in Iowa are fecking scared. Politico tells us why:

On the Republican side, nearly half of GOP insiders said Walker, the Wisconsin governor, had the worst summer on their side of the aisle. In Iowa, where he was until recently considered the front-runner but now lags in polls, insiders were particularly down on him: 56 percent said he had lost the summer.

“He can’t seem to find his way on any given issue with a handheld GPS,” an Iowa Republican said of Walker. “He’s been on all three sides of every two-sided issue. For the last two months hasn’t made a single policy pronouncement that he or his staff hasn’t had to clarify or clear up within two hours. When you’re reduced to saying ‘yeah’ doesn’t mean ‘yes,’ you’re in trouble. ‘Unintimidated’ has given way to ‘uninformed’ and ‘unprepared.'”

“Not since, well, Tim Pawlenty has a candidate so hyped or seemingly invincible had their bubble burst in this way,” agreed another Iowa Republican, who like all participants was granted anonymity in order to speak freely. “He owes the Iowa GOP a big favor for canceling the Straw Poll to keep him from repeating Tim Pawlenty’s untimely demise.”

So, this hair loss and concurrent brain damage obviously has scared the shit out of everyone. He can’t compete with

trump-hair

My heartthrob. My guy has hair!

So who are the Koch brothers going to give their eleventy billion to?

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17 Responses to What Are The Koch Brothers Going To Do With Their Eleventy Billion?

  1. MrsGunka says:

    Mit? The others act like they were dropped on their heads at birth too! And Miss Anne said it was their turn! Let’s see her ride off on her white horse into the sunset to oblivion again! 🙂 It’s time for the Koch Bros to ride off into the sunset back to Kansas and never to be heard of again, Also, too! It’s obvious, the Koch’s don’t know how to pick candidates that will serve the people or even know what goes on in government to make our country work for everyone.

  2. dowl says:

    Well done. Thanks for post.

  3. ProfessorCanine says:

  4. 40Watt says:

    Another view of your heart throb and his hair. 😱

  5. 40Watt says:

    That’s hysterical, Pearl. 😃

  6. Scarsdale says:

    The Kochs got what they wanted, a guy who is not too bright, but will do anything they want him to. Much like W was. I wonder if they were planning on springing Dickless Cheney on the country as VP again? Dickless and his Lizard daughter are on TV a lot lately, making their presence known. She is the son he never had, and as vile as he is. Bastard will live forever.

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