Fish Lips Palin Takes On Hillary Clinton In A Tale Of Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong

fishlipsThis god-awful looking excuse for a fish has been busy today. She is currently unable to speak as her lips have been distorted beyond belief, but she has been busy at her computer slamming President Obama and Hillary Clinton.

fishlips2This fish on the other hand has perfectly aligned lips. You could almost say they are kissable and I much prefer her choice in lipstick. It is more vibrant.

Ole fish lips had this to say about Hillary:

Even Liberal Pundits at MSNBC Criticize Hillary’s Outrageous Comments about Pro-Lifers

Hillary Clinton just compared the Republican Party to terrorists because we are pro-life.  Yes, really! No, rilly fish lips, she did not do it because you are pro-life. And yes, the Republican Party are terrorists. 

Couching her words in liberal euphemisms for abortion, Hillary saidBristol wouldn’t know a euphemism if it was the father of her unborn child.

“Now, extreme views about women, we expect that from some of the terrorist groups, we expect that from people who don’t want to live in the modern world, but it’s a little hard to take from Republicans who want to be the president of the United States. Yet they espouse out of date, out of touch policies. They are dead wrong for 21st century America. We are going forward, we are not going back.”

Even liberal pundits at MSNBC agree that Hillary’s comparisons are out-of-line and absolutely outrageous:

MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” panel strongly criticized Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s comments comparing Republicans to terrorist groups over their views on women.

Host Joe Scarborough called the comparison “absolutely disgusting” and “gutter politics at its worst.” He also argued the remarks were a transparent attempt to distract people from her swelling email scandal amid an FBI investigation. […]

He continued: “It’s not all right…And what Hillary Clinton did is compare somebody who is pro-life — which is close to 50% of Americans — to radical terrorists.” Botox-barbie, I thought even your fool of a mother would know that Joe was a former Republican congressman. I guess you don’t hear about those things in Alasskaaaa. And I believe there was something fishy about an intern dying in his office?

Bloomberg reporter Mark Halperin agreed, saying, “If a Republican did this, the world would come to a halt.” He also said her comments “should be condemned in strong terms. No kidding?

The biggest problem I see with Hillary’s statement is not even her comparing pro-life politicians to terrorists.  The biggest problem I see is how she views those of us who believe that innocent unborn children should not be murdered in their mother’s wombs.  She somehow thinks we are “out of touch” or “behind the times” because we simply believe in basic science – a new life with unique DNA begins at conception. Basic science, fish lips, is this. Egg + sperm = embryo. Sex – contraception = big disappointments. Capiche? 

(By the way, Hillary, isn’t someone who sticks with a cheating spouse kind of “behind the times” Yeah… that’s real feminism – What a joke.) Ha, ha. I am laughing at your joke. Curt Menard, Brad Hanson, the fella in charge of the jails, and of course Glen Rice. Your father is a real feminista.

So, Hillary and other self-proclaimed enlightened ones – remember that it is science itself that proves the pro-lifers are on the right side of history.  So maybe you shouldn’t talk about history, science, and the so-called “war on women” as if you have all the answers and you don’t have any blood on your hands. Have you been whacking fish again Bristol? Poor halibuts. Maybe that is where you got your new lips?

I think Ronald Reagan said it best when tackling such absurdity: And you’d know all about tackle?

“The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.”

And when those things you don’t know result in the murder of millions of vulnerable lives, perhaps you above all others shouldn’t be the one to compare others to terrorists. Bristles, there are a lot of things that you don’t know, including the fathers of  your latest spawn. That doesn’t stop you from blow-holing. You have more in common with fish than you realise.

Tell your mother to shut you up.

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12 Responses to Fish Lips Palin Takes On Hillary Clinton In A Tale Of Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong

  1. 40Watt says:

    “Bristles, there are a lot of things that you don’t know, including the fathers of your latest spawn. That doesn’t stop you from blow-holing. You have more in common with fish than you realise.”

    Wittily clever. At the same time, the fish is much, much cuter.

  2. 40Watt says:

    Speaking of species that live in water, have you heard that Kermit has a new girl friend? And feminists are not pleased. Denise – that’s her name – is younger and thinner than The Divine Miss Piggy and less successful than Kermit, who should just go ahead and change his name to Donald. As yet, no info. as to whether or not Denise has performed in lesbian porn.

  3. MrsGunka says:

    Oh my gosh, I almost wet my pantaloons on euphemisms! 🙂

  4. sallyinmi says:

    So while she’s ‘working,’ Bristol has time to take ugly selfies and post hateful blog posts? What are they paying her for the privilege of using their offices as a prop?
    And Bristol, no one cares what you think. You’re barely a high school grad, and you don’t write the posts anyhow. Who’s watching the kids while you’re wherever you are? Or has Piper taken over as mother to both little boys now?

    • Scarsdale says:

      Maybe Bristles and Marina are the office cleaners? Free Botox all around, for cleaning up. There are MORE than two babies in Bristles background. Where are the baby with the different ears, DWTS baby and the Junker at Disneyland baby? Just because she does not have them with her, she still gave birth to them.

  5. lindak1961 says:

    Bwahaha! Brancy thinks that Morning Joe is a liberal!

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