Bristol’s Little Blessing

I don’t think Bristol Palin liked all the negative comments about her recent announcement because she has written another post setting us all straight.

bp1So there you giddy assholes – take that! She then goes on to say the following:

bp2It sort of sounds as if she is implying that Dakota is the father. Meanwhile, over on his FB page he’s leaving up some rather derogatory comments about Bristol and the rest of the Palins. He doesn’t appear to be too worried.

Oh yes, and we were all imagining that she was an abstinence spokesperson for Candies.

bp3Yes you haters you, deal with it.

P.S. I think someone should tell Bristol to sit down and STFU.

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19 Responses to Bristol’s Little Blessing

  1. pvaz says:

    Pretty far along there Bristol. Maybe six months? I think that would rule out Dakota. Bristol says, the possibilities are endless.

  2. Scarsdale says:

    Maybe she should read “her” blog occasionally, because Nancy French was claiming (as Bristles) that EVERY child should have a mother AND a father. They are against gay marriage. I do not think she knows WHO the baby daddy is, until the DNA is done. Here is what I thiink happened. Junker was sick of her boozing, and broke up with her. She went out and picked someone up for a one night stand, and got pregnant. Told $carah, and they met Duhkota and thought HE would be great for their brand. Bristles proposed to him, he said so. His relatives did not take to Bristles at all, no photos of them welcoming her and bratty Tripp into the family. No wedding showers. They noticed her shape, and suspected a pregnancy, too far along to be Duhkotas. He asked about it, and the truth came out. Too far along for an abortin, so here we sit. The baby went from a mistake, to a gift from God (Nancy French’s God, no doubt) One rumor is that it may be a black guy from Anchorage who is the daddy. Poor sod, he is in for a miserable life if he is the father. Look at what they have put Levi through. What a screwed up mess of a family, these PayMes are.

  3. Moles says:

    Why the hell does she think we care?

  4. titlewave says:

    What a soap opera…. Drama -check. Lies – check. Whining – check. Pregnancy and unknown father – check. Badass, crazy grandma/mother-in-law – check. Never ending drama.

    • NO-ooooooo – – don’t call it a soap opera! General Hospital began in 1963 and is still airing. I can’t handle another 30+ years of the Palins. Let’s just call them a cancelled 6 year sh*t show . . . and no need for sequels down the road, thank you very much, also and too.

  5. ProfessorCanine says:

    “P.S. I think someone should tell Bristol to sit down and STFU.”
    And quit boinking like a bunny without protection……

    • titlewave says:

      “I never thought I would be a statistic.” Again.

      See that ‘pause before play’ button, Bristol? Push it.

      • Moles says:

        This is really going to ruin my life. I can see myself crouching over my breakfast cereal every morning searching frantically for the latest ultrasound of Bristol’s most recent mistake, or news that Sarah has gone into spectacular meltdown and pushed Bristol down the stairs, or Tripp has been caught making multiple wax dolls of who knows who. If you wrote a screenplay about this family it would be rejected for being written by a total lunatic.

      • titlewave says:

        Ha Moles! I was worried about the same thing- thanks a lot Palins!

        “I can see myself crouching over my breakfast cereal every morning searching frantically for the latest ultrasound of Bristolโ€™s most recent mistake, or news that Sarah has gone into spectacular meltdown and pushed Bristol down the stairs, or Tripp has been caught making multiple wax dolls of who knows who.”
        ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. 40Watt says:

    You guys are so funny. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

    If there is anyone out there who truly cares for Bristol, please help. Get her to take down Nancy’s blog, make her FB, Instagram, whatever else, private and yes, STFU!

  7. Xin Hua says:

    From that ultrasound (assuming it’s for the current fetus, which it may not be), I’d say she’s at least 12 weeks along. See: http://www.baby2see.com/development/ultrasound_sonogram/first_trimester_scans.html Depending on whether she just got the pic, that’d mean she conceived in late March.

    Saying the pregnancy was “planned,” definitely implies the baby is MOH’s. Then why the feck doesn’t she just say so? She’d get SO much sympathy. And why the feck doesn’t HE say so? (Even if he signed a confidentiality agreement about everything having to do with them, I can’t imagine he’d stay silent when she’s practically naming him. Who else could she possibly have “planned” to get pregnant with this year but her fiance?)

    BTW, he removed all her photos from his Intagram in the past few days.

  8. MrsGunka says:

    When I looked at the ultrasound, I swear it is a dog wearing a $300 pair of sunglasses. Now we know what happened to them. It’s late and my eyes are weary from reading this crap all day. Someone said there is to be a test on Monday so my eyes are going crossed trying to read what everyone is saying about the baby daddy. Until I see a full photo of her, she may just be wearing her mother’s old scarves trying to get some attention and money. I may take up basket weaving. This is the craziest family I have ever seen. My brain needs a rest! Please tell me you see a dog with sunglasses too!

  9. Scarsdale says:

    Bristles is a “dog wearing $300 sunglasses.”

  10. MistyDew says:

    That girl is sick in the head, First it’s a ” Disappointment and now a Blessing! “

  11. Scarsdale says:

    Obviously Candies “vetted” their spokesperson as thoroughly as lumpy little McCain “vetted” his VP. Not at all. Her ghostwriter, Nancy French should hide her face in shame. She is supposed to be Christian, yet she lies through her horsey teeth pretending to be Bristles. I wonder if she would like one of her daughters to use Bristles as a role model??

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