- Joey Junker is the father. That would mean that Bristol knew she was pregnant when she became engaged to Dakota Meyer.
- Dakota Meyer is the father. That would mean that Dakota must have not been very pleased at the news – in view of the broken engagement. Did she try to entrap him?
- Some random dude is the father. That would mean…good christian conservative values are at play. Long live the GOP!
When people are speculating on the father of your child, it kind of says a lot about you.