Bob Cesca at The Daily Banter has a close look at Palin’s FB rant about Martin O’Malley and the “democrat party.” He contends that Palin does have an assistant, but some of the posts on her FB are indeed penned by herself.
On the other hand, it’s always abundantly obvious when Palin decides to fire off a missive herself because it’s loaded with ludicrous word usages, questionable grammar and lots of word salad. Put another way: her self-authored posts read as if they were written by a deeply intoxicated tween, and this new O’Malley post on her official Facebook page is one of her finest efforts.
Cesca then pretty much examines the aforementioned rant in fine detail. Her rant is in bold.
The democrats have greased the skids for their chosen one, despite the media games that play the public with various “competing” campaigns used for gamey distractions.
She started out by condemning the notion that Clinton is the presumptive nominee, then criticized anyone who’s pushing for competition in the primaries. In other words, it’s bad that she’s going to win, and it’s bad that people are pushing for candidates to challenge her. Okeedokee. Meanwhile, the media, she wrote, is playing games “for gamey distractions.” Yes, “gamey.” Either she misspelled “gamy,” as in “having the strong flavor or smell of tainted meat,” or she seriously described the media’s “games” as “gamey.” We can only assume, then, that she also thinks the media’s distractions are distractiony, and that its talking points are talking-pointy.
With today’s more-of-the-same distract-sphere – with the politician sounding exactly like all the others – don’t you wonder if there are ANY good old fashioned Blue Dog democrats who can represent the left’s party in the 2016 race?
First, before we get into the concern-trolling — “distract-sphere?” Holy hell, Ms. Palin, what did the English language ever do to you to deserve this punishment? End the abuse!
Here’s just one reason to do it: abolishing your name from the liberal’s roll chips away at the democrat party’s foundation that actually supports un-American acts like this: http://www.examiner.com/article/doj-internal-memo-confirms-obama-plan-for-gun-confiscation
Oh, that sentence is a peach, isn’t it? Forgive me for going all Grammar Nazi here, but “liberal’s” should be liberals’, with the apostrophe after the — wait, did she pull another one of those “the politician” prosaic flourishes by referring to all liberals as “the liberal?” And what, then, is “the liberal’s roll?” Does this one liberal — the liberal — have a dinner roll with your name on it? Realistically, I think she meant to write “the liberals’ rolls,” but got all kerfuffled by the repeated plural forms.
I actually tried to read this on Saturday after I had been taken out to lunch, but was unable to get through it. I blamed the bottle of red wine that was consumed during lunch (my husband was driving) so I had the greater share of the spoils so to speak. However, I obviously had it backasswards. The author of that fine piece must have been falling-down drunk to have come up with that *gibberetic* word salad.
I mean it’s not as if we haven’t seen her drunk in public before. Remember Denver! The Palin family brawl and her rebuttal to Elizabeth Warren spring to mind too. God only knows what she gets up to in private.
Well after her babble of bluster – Martin O’Malley tweeted back to her.
Ha, Wonkette has just weighed in also and too.
At first, when former Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley declared on Saturday that he also too would like to be president please, we were like, OK, whatever, sure, keep the Democratic primary race interesting, yay democracy. Plus, O’Malley did good liberal-y things while he was governor, like murdering the death penalty and taxing God’s sweet tears. But then some other used-to-be governor had to “write” a bunch of “words” on the FacePlace about how O’Malley is a liberal so he sucks and hates freedom and derp derp fart also too:
…Not that she ever will, as O’Malley and everyone else knows, because she is a lazy whiny quitter loser, but now we have to give extra points to O’Malley for basically calling her that, so sure, why not, in addition to Madam Hillz and America’s favorite socialist Bernie Sanders, O’Malley for president too!