What The Hell Just Went Down In Kentucky?

Having celebrated yesterday and fallen asleep in the sun, I am only now getting up to speed with the Palin antics. Thank you Politicalgates. Keep up the good work!!!

palin in kentuckyYes, apparently Palin went to Kentucky where she had her picture taken (minus the girls – and I mean girls in every sense of the word) with a Fox News reporter. There wasn’t a Palin female or tit to be seen…apart from Sarah.

All very strange.

Meanwhile in Alaska, Bristol and her exotic friend were busy posting what appears to be *Fuck Off* pictures to her mother and her recently gone soon to be husband.

bristol and marina

Bristol and marina2So the gay saree is whooping it up down in ole Kentucky with her daughter’s ex, while poor Bristol is trying to mend a broken heart.

“Fuck me Kinnegad,” as we sometimes say in Ireland when we are lost for words.

Jaysus, the old hooah ain’t letting that MOH go. She is putting up a fight. Not a brawl maybe, but she’s out there and fighting dirty against her own daughter. Bristol doesn’t appear to be taking it lying down (for a welcome change). 😉

So it is a bit mucky in Kentucky, and a disasta in Alaska.

Laissez les bon temps roulez.

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18 Responses to What The Hell Just Went Down In Kentucky?

  1. Tumbleweed1 says:

    Yowza! Let the Good Times Roll…
    Harry Nilsson….

  2. 40Watt says:

    A brilliant summary delivered in your own inimitable and highly amusing way. Bravo! Bien joué!

  3. raina says:

    Has Bristol finally grown a set?

  4. KatieAnnieOakley says:

    Its really quite simple: Dakota gives Sarah “street creds” with his veteran’s and military demographic – that something Palin has been looking to cash-in on for years. Its the same way that “giving birth” to Trig gave her street creds with the Right-To-Life groups and Fundamentalists.

    She values that reflected glory from Dakota than her own daughter’s injured heart.

  5. uberduck says:

    My take, and this is mostly what’s posted above, I think: Bristol broke up with Dakota, having realized what a whacko he is. Mom was not pleased, and is determined to either make it happen anyway (denial), or at very least save face, such as it is. So, she wags the dog by pretending all is friendly and nice between the families (and therefore the kids). Bristol says FU, stays at home in AK. And posts prominently about it on Facebook. Your move, SP.

  6. MrsGunka says:

    This is like watching a tennis match 4000 miles across the net! Bye-bye Sarah! It was an interesting ride. Think it’s time for the guys in the white coats to enter stage right!

  7. AnnetteK says:

    Alternative title…………..

    “What the hell just went down to Kentucky”


  8. irishgirl999 says:

    It had hair and things.

  9. Pete says:

    Nailed it!! And ITA!! Good old Mama Gristle was the one who really wanted this wedding. She pushed for Bristol and Dakota to start seeing each other even though they were both involved in other relationships at the time. She bought the engagement ring, she brought her own personal photographer to document the occasion in Vegas, and she planned on having a big fat freedom loving Memorial Day wedding cause that would be best for the Palin Brand.

    Unfortunately for Sarah, karma is a bitch and Mama Gristle was forced to go to the Kentucky farm without a “potential” future bride so she could “celebrate life”… in order to save face. Since the wedding was cancelled there wasn’t any cake for desert and Mama Gristle had to eat a big old piece of humble pie instead!! Palin definitely got what she deserved for instigating yet another epic fail involving her lazy ass slacker daughter!

    Let’s hope Sarah continues to keep this severely dysfunctional mother/daughter relationship a top priority, even though Bristol is an adult with a child of her own, because these two morons have been unintentionally embarrassing themselves since they started grabbing for the spotlight in 2008. Oh, who am I kidding? We don’t need to hope, the shits never gonna stop hitting the fan for the Palin clan! Whether it’s an epic fail on DWTS, a reality show where Life’s a Tripp and an epic fail, lying about a drunken family brawl, or “celebrating life” and a cancelled wedding at a shit hole Kentucky farm. The Palin family has already spread so much hatred in the world everything they touch is gonna crumble!

    This concludes today’s rant! Hope you had a good laugh, I certainly did! 🙂

  10. psminidivapa says:

    You inspired me to drag out my Laissez les bon temps roulez t-shirt to wear to bed. N’Orleans is waaay too good for Palin ilk, but do like me some Nillson Shimillson.

    I believe more to this wedding business than meets the eye.

  11. sallyinmi says:

    Well, Sarah is now wearing the ring she bought, so maybe she and MOH will get down and dirty?

  12. irishgirl999 says:

    Eek!!! I need brain bleach.

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