Fashion – The CPAC Way

Yesterday I posted a pic of the spider, resplendent in her Americana t-shirt and what I now realise was a pair of penis jeans.

buttIn case you forgot, today is CPAC day. The day when all of the loons hang out in Washington and bash your handsome  and intelligent president. (Be still my beating heart.)

Of course spider woman will be giving a speech soon. She was photographed with an adoring fan today.


posers1Miss Titty High Shoes still has on that old piece of Americana. Having stomped around Disneyland yesterday on what I can only presume was a warm day, she jumped out of bed (or fell, take your pick) this morning and threw on the same clothes. We have been giving this woman fashion advice for years now, but does she fecking listen?

Sarah dear. When you arise or descend in the morning, pick up the clothes you were thinking of wearing and sniff under the armpits. This will usually give an indication as to whether the garment in question has been worn recently. If you detect any sort of aroma, immediately discard said object and opt for another outfit. And dahhhhling…it is not a good idea to be out and about in public wearing the same outfit two days in a row, whether clean or not.


And not to be outdone, Ricketh Perriwinkle (H/T to anonymous 1253) showed up looking so presidential and busy, busy, busy. (Be still my shocked heart.)

I give you

drum_aniWait for it…


Now that is an outfit that is lost in B/W.

One final thought. Why do the CPAC speakers pose with some very strange looking people?

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25 Responses to Fashion – The CPAC Way

  1. ProfessorCanine says:

    Here she is:

  2. irishgirl999 says:

    I got as far as six minutes.

  3. Titlewave says:

    If the Belmonts are on the front, what are these on her uh, backside?

    • ProfessorCanine says:

      Some one cleaned her up and she looks half presentable,relative to recent appearances.
      She’s tryin’ to rock that sexy milf look with that black lacey/leather/CFM heels thing goin’ on.
      Dugan certainly has a boner for Sarah…..

  4. irishgirl999 says:

    Well, they are shiny. Kindle won’t budge on that spelling.

  5. irishgirl999 says:

    They are. About a foot too high.

  6. Marie says:

    The stage was different this year. She didn’t get to walk (sashay) across the stage in her flirty black lace and stand behind a tall wooden podium. She intended to be sexy in her walk to and from the podium. She ended up out in front with the audience all around her and her “shiny” enhanced butt out there for all to see. She definitely has a “butt” enhancer inside that skirt. Enahnced boobs, enchanced, butt, new face, eybrows to the sky, what else can she enhance?

  7. Me Guest! says:

    Why do the CPAC speakers pose with some very strange looking people?

    Maybe that should read “Why are the CPAC speakers very strange looking people?”

  8. I am just left speechless, rilly. Will she say her luggage was lost? She borrowed from Bristol’s closet again? Ricketh is fabric blind? Good grief!

  9. Scarsdale says:

    Is Bristles pregnant AGAIN? Sure looks like it in the first photo. For a 25 year old, she looks much older; more like 46yr old frazzled WalMart mom. Someome obviously had the PayMe people attach that lace hem, since the skirt is way too short for a 51 year old grandma. Where is the stripper pole?

  10. Arcturus says:

    That strange looking person is dead William F. Buckley.

  11. 40Watt says:

    Sarah, may I offer you a word of advice. I think you are being too timid. I know you value being bold and living vibrantly. Perhaps you should see how that is being done elsewhere. Look, learn and go for it!! Your fans will love you for it. 😀

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