Palin Bedazzles As She Hobnobs With Liberals

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Courtesy of Facebook: Not too long ago, the old hooah spewed forth this gibberish in response to criticism of her allowing her “alleged” child to use his dog as a stepping stone to reach a perfectly clean sink in which there were no dirty dishes to wash. (I can do gibberish too).

Aren’t you the same anti-beef screamers blogging hate from your comfy leather office chairs, wrapped in your fashionable leather belts above your kickin’ new leather pumps you bought because your celebrity idols (who sport fur and crocodile purses) grinned in a tabloid wearing the exact same Louboutins exiting sleek cowhide covered limo seats on their way to some liberal fundraiser shindig at some sushi bar that features poor dead smelly roe (that I used to strip from our Bristol Bay-caught fish, and in a Dillingham cannery I packed those castoff fish eggs for you while laughing with co-workers about the suckers paying absurdly high prices to party with the throw away parts of our wild seafood)? I believe you call those discarded funky eggs “caviar”.

Up until this, I, me, also and too myself, had never heard of Louboutin shoes. I obviously don’t move in the right circles. I must be a square. (Get it?) 😉

I, who writes this blog am simply amazed at the fucking hypocrisy of the Palin clan.

partyTan shoes with a black dress is just gross. It is worser than funky eggs IMHO.

What is even worser, is a white sparkly dress that is at least four years old, coupled with these monstrosities.

loo shoesH/T to drpatois at Politicalgates. I call them loo shoes, because Palin is obviously pissing her money away. Now these truly are hooves.

And wot about that fur purse?!?!

palin purseThat is all I who writes this blog has to say…

For now.

taylorJust grin and bear it Taylor.

In the interests of fairness, I, who owns a moose called Brian (courtesy of Austin the fecker) must admit to owning an Armani bag.

brian

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30 Responses to Palin Bedazzles As She Hobnobs With Liberals

  1. Titlewave says:

    Check out that body language on Taylor! She’s holding her arm so it doesn’t touch the ‘celebrity’ next to her! 🙂

    Also, everybody knows moose and Armani go better together than Palin and Louboutin.

  2. Ya know, I’ve gotta give it to Ms. SP! When your Mom (Mum) gives you a purse for Christmas that she made at her Senior Center craft class , it takes a rill ‘Murikan to strut with it on the red carpet.
    (2nd choice is perhaps a Carlos Santana fur/faux fur purse from Nordstrom Rack – – couldn’t find one on their website so must have sold out.)

    • irishgirl999 says:

      I woke at some ungodly hour last night and turned on my Kindle. I have been laughing ever since. She looks udderly ridiculous. What are her fans to make of the pic with Sharpton?

      There is no denying that she is loving the celebrity red carpet walk. Politics be damned. She is smoozing? it up with all those hateful *libtards.* I must take a trip over to the pee pond to see their reaction. Of course they will justify anything.

  3. 40Watt says:

    I saw this message somewhere and lost the source, sorry:

    Hilaria Baldwin chewing gum and Sarah Palin high as a kite with that ugly purse. Mess. #SNL40

  4. PalinsHoax says:

    Looks like in the top photo that the Ol’ Plastic Mannequin borrowed not only her daughter’s clothes but also her daughter’s stance: the Pee Puddler on the Pavement pose.

  5. 40Watt says:

    I think SNL set her up as far as they could without being too obvious. At the Freedom Summit, Palin entered to Taylor Swift’s “Shake it off”. I have no idea how Swift felt about that, but I would guess not too happy and so, where do they have Sarah sit?

    Then there’s her “bit” and that opening line: “Just curious, Jerry, how much do you think Lorne Michaels would pay me if I were to run in 2016?” – a line that goes right to the heart of what the grifter is all about. 😉

    And the response: “I don’t think there’s a number too big.” How might that be interpreted? Let’s face it, there can’t be many Democrats who wouldn’t metaphorically give their eye teeth for Sarah Palin to be the Republican nominee.

    She should be thrilled she wore that silly get-up. So far, it seems to have taken the focus away from the set-up.

    • Titlewave says:

      I think you are exactly right about her being set up- also I think the photo shows how Swift felt about her 🙂

      • irishgirl999 says:

        And Sarah knows it. Look at her demeanour.

      • ProfessorCanine says:

        There could not be two women further apart in every aspect of their respective lives and being.Taylor delivers,Sarah does not.
        Comment @ reddit:
        “She’s got that inebriated uber-rambling Christian-trying-to-stay-relevant thing down pat, doesn’t she?”

  6. 40Watt says:

    I love that comment!

  7. Tumbleweed1 says:

    Another pic of Todd pointing at his mouth…..you’re making me laugh here, Irishgirl.

  8. Tumbleweed1 says:

    Wanna take bets on whether that dress has been to the cleaners in the last couple of years? Nah…..

  9. ProfessorCanine says:

    The Queen – High Priestess of Trashy Cuntlandia speaks to the peasants:

    And where’s the Royal chariot/limo?

  10. 40Watt says:

    And here she is patting Al Sharpton’s face and kicking him on the shin – class all the way, as befits a woman with a furry bag.

  11. 40Watt says:

    Talking about furry bags, maybe I should suggest she invests in one of these –
    http://sportkilt.com/category/220/Sporrans.html

    A functional sporran guaranteed to set you apart from the crowd, also looks great at formal occasions.

  12. MrsGunka says:

    Just heard She QUIT on Cambridge! You can save your money now! 🙂

  13. Eli says:

    Sarah Palin has just proved to the world that she really wants to be part of the Hollywood elite that she constantly ridicules and belittles.

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