The Downward Spiral Of Sarah Palin – Update

The Fartknocker Report is out!!!!

Palin spends 144 seconds yapping about late-term abortion and chastising the GOP for not supporting the bill and then blaming the media and the GOP for being afraid of being labelled anti-women.  (We do double lls here in socialist Europe).

[…] Why did the GOP cave on this? Well, apparently they’re afraid of being labeled anti-woman or offending the liberal media who might write bad things about them. Aw, boo hoo!

This is just spectacularly wrong. It is wrong in a way that should be treasured, not mocked. We should adore this beautiful, shining example of wrongness, because millions of years from now, long after our cities have burned and the skies have dimmed on the planets orbiting this dying star, alien archaeologists will recover a copy of Sarah Palin’s video, and they will look upon it as our civilization’s most glorious creation.

The House’s GOP leadership yanked the abortion bill because Republican women said they couldn’t support it.

The Fartknocker also captured a lovely screenshot.

Screen-Shot-2015-02-13-at-10.52.40-PMThe Fartknocker also revealed that that 144 seconds is all that Palin has produced for her paying public this week. That is what I call value for money.

Anyways, I found a video of Palin at her womany speech yesterday, and I grabbed a few screenshots also, too.


tv3She is looking more ravishing than evah, doncha think?

Oh dear, I nearly forgot the hooves.

camo shoesDid you catch that. Put down whatever beverage you have because I am going up close and personal.

camo shoes2Now this is a woman with style. Someone we can all emulate if we try rilly, rilly hard. First stop is The Toe Torture Clinic. Next stop, The Too Big To Fall Parlour.

Note to Sarah – pull the zippers down over those things. They are off-putting.

Oh Carlos, what have you unleashed?

Update: Partying with the Palins.

partyTodd wants to gawk, Barstool is showing off her Louboutin shoes and Louis Vuitton bag(?) and the old hooah is trying to get the attention of the barman.

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11 Responses to The Downward Spiral Of Sarah Palin – Update

  1. ProfessorCanine says:

    She should “take one for the team” and disappear.

  2. Titlewave says:

    Since there really isn’t anything of substance to discuss from her speech, let’s just make fun of them-
    Has she had more cheek implants??
    (passing on the recycled rifle-bag shoes..)
    Is Todd making a gag-me face at Bristol?
    How insecure is Bristol to be so obviously flaunting her expensive, elitist symbols of the nouveau riche? Or are they fakes? 🙂

  3. Tumbleweed1 says:

    I do not know why you are always so mean to her. Sarah Palin is a leader. She plans ahead. Based on these photos alone, it is obvious she is preparing for her flight across the sea and is covering all of her bases to arrive safely to deliver her speech at Cambridge.

    She is obviously putting all of her flotation devices in place in case of a plane wreck over the ocean. Boobs -check. Cheek implants ~ check.
    Next photo will be of her sporting her new Kardashian haunches ~ I’m callin’ it.

    The silly broad will be bobbing along in the waters; wash up on shore and the world will still not be rid of her.

    I haz a sad now….maybe more vino?

  4. Scarsdale says:

    Why is Colonel Sanders hovering in the backgound? Is HE Bristles latest babydaddy, or just unfortunate enough to be on the same flight as the PayMes? I can not recall one instance where Taahhd looked like anything resembling a classy guy.

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