A Poem Instead – An Ode To Sarah Palin

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There was a crooked woman, and she ran a crooked mile,

She found a crooked sixpence, and flashed a crooked smile.

She had a crooked brat, which begat a crooked spouse,

And they all lived together in that little crooked house.

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19 Responses to A Poem Instead – An Ode To Sarah Palin

  1. MistyDew says:

    Ar, I β™₯the poem! The lady in the yellow is older and standing up straighter than her@ss posture.

  2. irishgirl999 says:

    It was a sudden flash of inspiration, MistyDew. I will go down in the annals of history with that poetic drivel – or maybe not? πŸ™‚

  3. Tumbleweed1 says:

    History has reserved a special place for you Irishgirl. No doubt. πŸ™‚

  4. irishgirl999 says:

    You don’t need to feed my ego. πŸ™‚

  5. irishgirl999 says:

    Bed, dog, microwave heaty thingy check. Not necessarily in that order.

    • Tumbleweed1 says:

      Sounds perfect. YOWZA!!
      Ummm….got cats? If you don’t, I can always bring some along.
      Heh heh. Kidding.

      Sorta….

      HEY! You do know that I have been all over the internet trying to book a flight to Ireland for September (eight months from now,) and I hate flying so much that I am tense already and I haven’t even booked a fecking flight yet.

      Ack.

      • Tumbleweed1 says:

        You don’t have Hooligans there right? Like Sarah Palin?
        Otherwise I’m not coming over. Already had enough of her on this side of the pond.

      • MrsGunka says:

        TW, you go check for Hooligans and report back before the rest of us book our flights. You live in “fly-over” country. Better come to Denver to book a flight. I just charge half the rate for parking! I’ll pack you a peanut butter and dill pickle sammich for your flight! They serve potatoes on those Irish flights. And warm Guinness! I’ll freeze some of those ice packs for your carry on. M’kay?

    • MrsGunka says:

      Clean those tiles!!!

  6. MrsGunka says:

    Still giggling about that pink bathrobe! Too bad her friend didn’t have a purty hat for her too! May have helped?

  7. Do you think she was given the lovely coat/bathrobe to wear because the attire underneath it was inappropriate? Wasn’t this at a racetrack? She is a hot pink mess in that photo!

  8. MrsGunka says:

    OMG! Little Green Footballs has some Palin Poetry also. It’s definitely Wm. Shatner quality with bass and bongos! From her rancid FB post today. Tears running down my cheeks. You two could team up and go on tour!
    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/44299_Sarah_Palin_Poetry_Slam_of_the_Day#rss-sm

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