Sarah Palin has reared her ugly head in the political space once again. While dodging arrows from the GOP, she managed to arise like the phoenix and get someone to write a FB post for her.
Now Sarah old dear. We hee haw here are familiar with your syntax and yer other mouth- piece Bristol. Bristol, she of the multiple babbies and the night of the long jaw, is trying to lecture the POTUS on shite she noes nutin’ abowt.
I who writes this blog, standing on me dog, to make me more patriotic and fuc_ing charming, say to you… bring that family of yours to Dublin. My family, they who drink like drunken sailors and can curse even worse will take youse on. I will have a party, Tumbleweed may attend, she who hails from Kansas. She who writes scripted Arabic is pretty destructive when she is not on solid rock and she won’t be, because her back is crooked and I will fill her with good patriotic food and stuff like Gyness. She will be lying down and Christians won’t know where to run wen I give her me gun. Oh yes, we have arms here in Dublin.
Ok that was pencilvania, but I still have them.
We, who are female also too have boobs and nipples that can shoot from a distance. We are the Chris Kyles of the generation, get on the dog’s back Trig, patriots screw Hollywood and Barstool of the au naturel look with the leather.
I think I am about done now.