Courtesy of The Rude Pundit:
The speech was filled with self-pitying fuckery. Palin gets her picture taken at a gun show with a sign that says, “Fuck Michael Moore,” but “we have taken a lot of heat over the last two days” for the image. Look, if you’re gonna be a media whore, it shouldn’t be surprising when someone says you’d suck Hannity’s (I think there was something really rude at that part) if it meant five more minutes of airtime.
But that was actually in the realm of understandable. Then shit got weird. Talking about the 2016 campaign, Palin babbled, “It is war. It is war for the future of our country, for the sovereignty and solvency of the United States of America. The other side, the far left, they see a need for change. It is by offering real change, again. Coronation, rinse, replay. Clinton, rinse, repeat. These leftists promoting these ‘Ready for’ campaigns. Ready for Hillary. Well, these hopey-changey DC businesses disguised as grassroots, don’t you wonder what the White House thinks of them out there, prancing around, squealing they are ready for someone else? They have to admit it even.”
You think that was nonsense? You think that was incomprehensible? Oh, wait. As the gears in her tiny, fucked-up mind started to break down, Palin’s synapses misfired and she lost the ability to complete a thought. On the national debt (maybe? who can tell?), she rambled on, “From debt, when you are in a hole, you don’t want to be in the first thing they stop digging. I don’t know what is wrong with the leaders in this country who understand we are in a hole we don’t want to be in and they keep digging. From debt to energy, proving the inherent links between American-made energy and prosperity, and energy insecurity to solutions like the tax that we need, to stop this unhealthy obsession that we are hearing about, even on our side of the aisle, the subjective income gap we are supposed to be obsessed with. We don’t have to be obsessed with it.” Seriously, was Palin high? ‘Cause if she wasn’t totally high and fucked up, then she has brain damage or her mind has been pickled by too much beer and bear meat.
The most hilarious part of this is that conservatives are saying that the speech wasn’t “serious” and that watching it was “painful.” Joe Scarborough called it a “tragedy” that she had fallen so far, apparently not understanding the difference between tragedy and comedy.
There is more if you are game.
I hope Sarah is reflecting on her speech and wondering where she went wrong, but she is probably not capable of that. If I had done what she has done, I would be curled up in a little ball for the next ten years, unable to go out in public, and sending my nearest and dearest for the necessary supplies.
I would think to myself – I *rilly* made an ass of meself. (I can’t say myself three times.)