Sarah Palin and Moose Chili (With Eight Cans Of Kidney Beans)

fartPalin clenches her butt and her botoxed lips as she lets loose with a rip-roaring fart in Las Vegas.

Gee Sarah, even I could have told you that eight cans of kidney beans, one lb of minced mooosye shite, two cans of tomatoes and two chili mixes would not go down well. That is a recipe for disaster.

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15 Responses to Sarah Palin and Moose Chili (With Eight Cans Of Kidney Beans)

  1. grannyj1 says:

    Oh my! There are no words.

  2. 40Watt says:

    And she can’t even blame it on the dog. Someone is standing on poor Jill. 😦

  3. titlewave says:

    She doesn’t look too outdoorsy, or even like someone about to serve food to the needy. I know it’s Las Vegas, but someone should have told her she didn’t have to dress like the local ‘entertainers’ either. Maybe there was a miscommunication 🙂

  4. ProfessorCanine says:

    Some nuggets from Poo Haiku.

    brip, brap and fizzle
    cheeks vibrate a harmony
    what’s that funk-ass smell?
    -cakers

    peaceful silence bliss
    turbulent wind is set free
    a cacophony
    -cakers

    • 40Watt says:

      Wow – that must be what the Brits mean by “arty farty”.

      So here, you’re not taught “Pardon me for being rude. It was not me. It was my food.”…?

  5. irishgirl999 says:

    Well, I hope Las Vegas has the smoke alarm set, or whatevah.

  6. The instant and indelible image conjured for me by that pic of the dessicated, stick-like Palin was the movie “Death Becomes Her.”

    It’s possible Sarah DOES have a good head on her shoulders … but it’s just turned around backward.

  7. manxmamma says:

    I actually never thought about creating a chili by running up and down the aisles of a market collecting every processed bit of stuff and throwing it all in a pot. Oh, and don’t for the the 4 to 1 proportions of beans to tomatoes! Taco bell should ban her for life.

    • titlewave says:

      Aww come on now, she could have bought a can of Campbell’s Chunky Chili. She opted instead to make it from scratch- a packet of chili mix, cans of beans, cans of tomatoes. Package of meat. Put in a pot, turn on the heat. Stir.

      So there. 🙂

  8. sallyinmi says:

    Notice it’s a Fox mic? She only talks to Fox. Of course, if farting is part of the deal, maybe Fox is the only network that WILL talk to her now?

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