It is feckin’ freezin’ and and the meese are dancing around the sidewalks. Cept we have no meeses and we don’t have no sidewalks. We have footpaths and dogs that don’t suffer from swayback. They just shit on the footpath.
The pavement is fecking crunchy and also very slippery….I love this! What an adventure to walk to the shop – 2 minutes away. Mind you, I wouldn’t like to live with this, but it is different once in a while.
I nearly forgot…
FUCK SARAH PALIN