Hi UKIP and Cambridge,
Don’t you just love my big assets. If you think Innan Shev…Shevamajinadad 😉 has a lot to offer, then you ain’t seen nothing yet. I don’t believe in polls, but if Jill Hadassah’s back isn’t broken by March, I’ll fecking show you what feminism is all about and you can stick a few dollars in my knickers anytime. All donations to SarahPAC *greatfully* accepted.
It is all about not letting the little fuckers scramble all over your still spine. You’ve gotta be strong and you’ve gotta believe in the big gulp. That’s right ladies, you take it lying down or standing up, cos that’s what the little ladies are taught. And that is what being feminine is all about. Just don’t be noisy about it. Bristol let me down badly in that regard. Oh, the shriekin’ and a hollerin’ was balls to the wall embarrassing for a fiscally constitutional conservative like me…and that was only her labour pains on a multitude of occasions.
Being a Christian, and a commonsense one at that, I love the Star of David also and too. And let us not forget about healthcare. You limeys will rue the National Health Service. Next thing you know, they will have death panels for your dogs. You have got to be strong and definitely not impotent. Holy cajoles, just lie back and think of England.
And fucking guns, where the hell are they? In my country we have millions of them. We shoot kids, moms and dads and brothers and sisters. We especially like taking pot shots at those who are not like us and not from the real Amerikkka. I don’t want to be too obvious, but ——> country of Africa springs to mind. It is near Russia.
Oh and I nearly forgot, what does David Cameron have on the menu when he invites me to No. 10? I don’t want any of that yucky caviar stuff. And no siree…I am not into fine cheese and wine. Take that gorgonjaminahdad away, it stinks!
Truck, Barstool and Wallow would settle for a clubbed halibut and a brawl or two.
Is Mrs. Thatcher still dying to see me?
Sarah Palin XOXOXO
Oh I forgot, he, who eats *dead* dog meat is a radical, muslim socialist pallin’ around with golfers. Savannah Guthrie is a Lena Dunham lovin’ liberal commie/comic. David Letterman is a pedophile.
Levi Johnson is RICKY HOLLYWOOD.
SCREAMS fade into the background and Todd drags her away…