Chill, At Least Trig Didn’t Eat The Dog

 

Sarah Palin’s craziest rant yet in response to criticism of her son standing on his dog.

dog meat

dog and trigWell Trig definitely could not eat “the dog” (her name is Jill) even if he wanted to. Trig can’t even eat a Cheerio according to Palin. All Trig can eat is baby food – apple sauce in particular. I’m sure that is a balanced diet. The child is almost seven. But his inability to eat solid foods must be President Obama’s fault, because he was given “dead” dog meat to eat as a child in Indonesia outside of his home. He thought it was tough. I don’t know anyone who enjoys eating tough meat, but the know-it-all bitch from Alaska says that he enjoyed it. Trig can’t eat any sort of dead meat, because Palin is too lazy to teach him.

Jill might be “dead” sooner than Palin thinks. Here are pictures of normal healthy labs…

white labblack labLook at their lovely straight backs.

Here is a photo of Jill standing over Trig (from the old hooah’s recent diatribe).

jillNote the curvature of her spine.

swaybackThis is an older dog with curvature of the spine.

A swayback curvature in the spine is the most common sign of lordosis in a growing puppy. If there is no spinal cord compression, no other symptoms may occur. In cases where the deformity causes spinal compression, symptoms may include weakness or paralysis in the hind limbs, spinal instability, fecal and urinary incontinence, as well as pain when pressure is applied to the spine. Symptoms may increase as the puppy grows and compression on the spine increases. Other possible neurological symptoms due to spinal compression include dizziness and seizures.

Now one must wonder if Jill’s curvature, which seems very apparent, is congenital or has been caused by continued abuse to her spine during her short little life span. Whatever, I would humbly suggest that Jill’s back does not need any further pressure applied to her spine. And no, she probably can’t move with that boy standing on top of her. Stupid argument.

Palin does not address the health of the dog, or the danger to both Jill and Trig caused by her non-existent parenting. Instead she goes on to what can only be seen as a wild frenzy of illiterate “gobshittery” blaming everyone in sight in the most bizarre rant that I have ever read.

As regards Alaska’s Iditarod, I seem to remember a very sad case a number of years ago when one of the prize dogs tried to escape his pen and ended up choking on his collar on the wire fence. Palin you fecktard, for the safety of the these precious animals, you just can’t allow them to roam all over the countryside or the city unattended. I have a city dog. She is thirteen and her spine isn’t curved. She goes for a walk at least once a day, sometimes two or three times. She is loved and adored by the whole family. We take her to a green area because we have a few close by. Her favourite walk is what my husband calls the “kicking tyres”  (tires) walk. When hubby was looking at buying a new car he used to walk her there. It is an industrial estate. She adores that walk and insists on it every Sunday

When we take Ali for a walk, she stops and sniffs at every lamp post on the walk and then she does a little pee. She could do about ten little pees in a half hour walk. Our biggest concern is that she does her poo – in the green area of course. And we have our plastic bags which we never have to use because she heads in under the bushes.

No one has ever kicked or stood on Ali.

 

But you don’t like the city do you – that concrete jungle where a lot of the elite live? You know that you will never fit in there. That is why you are back in Alaska. People were and still are laughing at you behind your back as you try your best to get invited to all the glitterati events. But you are not one of them are you?

You have had to resort to the penis jeans, the belt buckles and the false boobs. You have Ted Nugent and Donald Trump and somewhere deep in the recess of your evil little mind, you recognized that it was not enough. You wanted respect, and all you got was laughter and ridicule. And when you didn’t get that respect, because you didn’t deserve it, you went ballistic and tried to tear America apart because the elites would have nothing to do with you.

And that is what is tearing you apart.

joe

 

(One thing led to another, and I got carried away). 🙂
Update: Pallin’ around with dog abusers: Palin  was a guest of  Fred Malek at the Alfalfa Club.

A decade later, Malek resurfaced in Republican circles, when he was temporarily placed in charge of the 1988 Republican National Convention, only to be forced to resign because of the Nixon controversy. Four years later he served as campaign manager for George H. W. Bush’s unsuccessful re-election bid against Bill Clinton. The Republicans lost the federal government, but Malek had been politically rehabilitated.

In the private sector, while Malek built up a massive investment portfolio and founded Thayer Capital Partners, he ran afoul of the SEC. It was a sleazy affair–involving undeclared political payola– that has been fully recorded elsewhere. Suffice it to say that Thayer Capital paid a civil penalty of $150,000, and Malek personally paid a fine of $100,000. Then McCain named him as national finance co-chairman of his campaign.

Malek would feel right at home in Alaskan politics. But there’s one sordid tale in Malek’s background that might give Palin the pit bull some pause. As Washington Post columnist Colbert King reported a few years ago, Malek was involved in a gruesome incident in his home state of Illinois, shortly after he graduated from West Point.

In the early morning hours of August of 1959, sheriff deputies outside of Peoria discovered a vehicle covered in blood and a group of drunken young men, also covered in blood, nearby. Some were hiding in the bushes. The men told the deputies that they had accidentally hit a dog. Then their story changed. And then it changed again. Finally, one of them confessed. They had captured the dog and had barbecued it in a nearby park. The deputies returned to the scene and found a skinned and gutted canine on a spit in the park. An empty booze bottle was also nearby. Fred Malek was one of the five young men arrested for the crime, though the charges against him were eventually dropped.

Malek’s come a long way since that drunken barbecue and canine slaughter. But the Alaska pit bull had better watch her back.

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34 Responses to Chill, At Least Trig Didn’t Eat The Dog

  1. lindak1961 says:

    Great rant, IG, and very well-written. I love that picture – Lieberman blocking Quitter from bothering the President. President Obama looks great, as usual, and Lieberman never looked better.. Quitter looks like the idiot she is.

  2. irishgirl999 says:

    Well she is some sort of canine. I would say bitch. I hesitate to say the c word. I hate it. I have my teenagers and my mother and sister who sometimes read my blog. Why did I tell them about my little pastime????

    I would go all out and say she is a runt.

  3. irishgirl999 says:

    Also and too, I hate blogger fights. I don’t want anyone coming to me here tomorrow complaining about IM. I have no contact with him whatsoever, the other bloggers….yes. I know a few things and I have for a few years but nothing that is in writing that is going to sink that runt.

    Capiche?

    🙂

  4. irishgirl999 says:

    I am running out of cigarettes.

  5. irishgirl999 says:

    I think Ali smoked them….

  6. Liar, Liar, Scarah! says:

    That photo of Jill’s back is breaking my heart.

  7. crow says:

    That facebook post just screams to have William Shatner do another beat poetry segment on the “Tonight Show”.

    Sarah, Sarah…I know how adverse you are to taking advice from us be it about fashion, parenting, politics, health, social media, journalism, geography, grammar, gun safety, hygiene, history, science, cooking, women’s rights, the Constitution, veterans, animals, holidays, religious symbols, current events, reality television, taking photographs, writing books, appearing in public, education of any degree or just common decency, but if you will only do one thing, please, Sarah…please stop speaking in slang and start speaking like an adult. Former Vice Presidential candidates shouldn’t be telling people to “chill”, or use “funky eggs” to describe roe or use the word “kickin” to describe a pair of boots. Even my grandchildren don’t say “sweet” pictures anymore. I cringe every time I hear you say “right on” in an interview on national television. Or even in your Thanksgiving video. While wearing your college girl clothes. Aren’t you embarrassed? No? Then I’ll be embarrassed for you. Someone has to be.

    • ProfessorCanine says:

      “That facebook post just screams to have William Shatner do another beat poetry segment on the “Tonight Show”.”

      BRILLIANT!

      William Shatner in a 2012 interview with Esquire:
      “Right now, my wife, Liz, and I are here aching, our thoughts permeated with the desire to get back to our dogs and our horses. My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else. I have two Dobies at home. I’ve been breeding Dobies for years. Almost won the breed in Westminster at one time.”
      Here is his facebook page:
      https://www.facebook.com/williamshatner
      More info here:
      https://www.looktothestars.org/celebrity/william-shatner
      Dude even sold a kidney stone for 75k to benefit Habitat for Humanity!
      I firmly believe he’d jump all OVER this.
      Everyone reading this knows what to do……

      WOOF!!

      • ProfessorCanine says:

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        January 5, 2015 at 2:58 am
        “That facebook post just screams to have William Shatner do another beat poetry segment on the “Tonight Show”.”

        BRILLIANT!

        William Shatner in a 2012 interview with Esquire:
        “Right now, my wife, Liz, and I are here aching, our thoughts permeated with the desire to get back to our dogs and our horses. My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else. I have two Dobies at home. I’ve been breeding Dobies for years. Almost won the breed in Westminster at one time.”
        Here is his facebook page:

        https://www.facebook.com/williamshatner

    • irishgirl999 says:

      Right on. Sorry but I couldn’t resist. Great idea.

  8. ProfessorCanine says:

    Part 2:
    More info here:

    https://www.looktothestars.org/celebrity/william-shatner

    Dude even sold a kidney stone for 75k to benefit Habitat for Humanity!
    I firmly believe he’d jump all OVER this.
    Everyone reading this knows what to do……

    WOOF!!

  9. betsy s says:

    I don’t know if you’ve read this elsewhere, but I just loved it and it hasn’t had much attention. The dog is named Jill Hadassah, and Jill is the name of the Vice President’s wife, and Hadassah is the name of the proposed Vice President’s wife before SP was picked. The dog is a bitch.

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