Sarah Palin — former half-term governor, babbling-word-fountain, almost-one-heartbeat-away-from-the-presidency mother of Slam, Brisket, Pillow, Oreo-Double-Stuffed, and maybe or maybe not Lil Trigger depending on whether you are Andrew Sullivan, and America’s unhealing cold sore … in short: the Courtney Love of the GOP — had what some might call a banner year this year.
He talks about the expansion of her grifting through the Sarah Palin Channel and her many endorsamacations of the rabid wing nuts. Also and too, he mentions her NRA waterboarding remark which caused many God-loving folk to fall out of love with her. Her global apology to America for not getting McCain elected in 2008 also got some recognition as did her offering President Obama military advice.
Of course, the throwdown at the hoedown also made the news…
In October the Palin family drunk-bumrushed a Wasilla birthday party, resulting in Snowbilly fisticuffs and Brisket Palin being dragged to the curb — ruining a simply lovely camouflage evening frock — like a not-Princess of the Northern Lights & Meth Valley. Sarah eventually accused everyone in the world world of waging “war on women” for LOL’ing at her hot mess daughters:
The next time a mascara-streaked tottering Palin daughter is kicked out of a party and is leaning against a Quiki-Stop dumpster barfing up her Moose McNuggets and Fireball & Sugarless Red Bull ‘cocktail,’ we expect all of you — yes all of you — to hold her hair back. Avoid the back-splash, though. It’s like Alien-acid blood.
And there is more… Take a trip over to Raw Story to read the whole lot. It will put a smile on your face. 😉