But then I couldn’t be bothered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LR-g8HbHDE Who wants to look at her inflated boobs? So instead I will tell you about my week. Hubby and I went to the theatre on Tuesday night. We saw “She Stoops To Conquer.” It was hilarious. Remind me to go to the theatre more often. Darling daughter rang me from school on Wednesday in a very distressed state. One of her very good friend’s father had died. He had liver cancer but died unexpectedly. Upon arriving home, my son and a friend were chatting. It turns out that my son’s friend has been diagnosed with Crohn’s Disease! I decided in my wisdom to go out and buy a Christmas tree to try and cheer everyone up. They won’t let me loose on the Xmas tree normally because I buy them too small… Well, I got home and dragged this whopping tree into the house on my own. I screwed the thingy into the bottom of the trunk, and then had to call on darling daughter for help. We got it to its destination and stood it up. It was fucking crooked. Upon much examination we determined that this was the problem… So darling daughter climbed under the tree with her school books to prop it up. It looks ok from certain angles.