Sarah Palin’s Miserable Decline

Martin Bashir nails it.

Well, I’m sure the old hooah enjoyed that. 😉

John Fugelsang from Current TV urges the Palin to keep on talking. The video and transcript can be found here.

I’ve selected some of the good stuff, but make sure to read the whole lot.


Keep talking. You’re great for ratings. The media loves you. You’re like crack for the human id.

Now, I don’t know why you went off on the White House Correspondents’ Dinner — maybe you don’t like people who are funny on purpose. Maybe — I don’t know why you’re this tense, maybe Glen Rice quit halfway through. But every time you open your mouth or share your views on Facebook or Twitter, you remind voters you’re the real face of the GOP. You are the brand.


So every time a journalist asks how you think about the Dow and you believe they’re Buddhist? Voters see the GOP.

When you said you could’ve stopped Julian Assange from leaking military secrets in Wikileaks when in reality you couldn’t stop your daughter’s baby-daddy from leaking family secrets in Playgirl? Voters see the GOP.


And maybe the only people who want you to run in 2016 are smart liberals, gullible conservatives and every great comedian I’ve talked to. But until you finally settle down as a celebrity cosmetics infomercial host or WWE sportscaster, we want you on that wall. We need you on that wall.


You have the power to influence elections. What you did for John McCain, Joe Miller and Newt Gingrich was just the beginning.

Keep talking, Sarah Palin. Because life is short. And anyone who doubts you clearly hates America. And you can see oblivion from your house.

Refudiate that.


The LA Times also got in on the act and had this to say about her vulgar tweets…

But when it comes to evaluating the work habits of others, Palin has forfeited the moral high ground.

When she stepped down from her post as Alaska’s governor barely 2/3 into her first term, she demonstrated for the country — and the world — that the sometimes thankless hard work of governing is simply not her cup of tea. She is more comfortable in the role of celebrity, and her daughter and husband have been able to cash in, too.

I spent most of 2011 and 2012 reporting from the Republican side of the presidential campaign trail, and covered the brief but heartfelt movement to draft Palin. I can say with certainty that many conservatives who adore Palin’s politics would never vote for her. Because she is, I heard again and again, a “quitter.” Nothing about that has changed. People making noise about a 2016 Palin run are deluded…

For a famously pious former pol, her vulgar language comes as something of a surprise.

In 2011, when the state of Alaska released a cache of Palin emails, many reporters noted the prim language she used to express hot emotions. “Flippin” was a favorite adjective.

Fast forward to 2013. In one 140-character tweet Saturday, Palin managed to slip in two vulgarities. I thought I had encountered just about every coarse noun to describe the power elite of Washington, but her compound word is a new one for me.

Was it funny? Not especially. Was it effective? Well, it got people talking about Palin on a night she’d been forgotten. When you’re a celebrity, any spotlight is a balm.

I wonder if the old hooah had her time over again, would she still send those tweets out into cyberspace? One thing is for certain, she got noticed all right. Everyone is acknowledging that she is a jealous, attention-seeking has-been who has no right to lecture anybody about work ethic.


Tripp, if I were you I would duck. Your granny is about to start hurling cans at the fridge behind you.

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13 Responses to Sarah Palin’s Miserable Decline

  1. lindak1961 says:

    I have to give Quitter credit – for now and forevermore, when people hear or read the word “assclown,” they will think of Quitter Palin. If her idea was to associate President Obama with that word, it was a major fail. If however, she just wanted attention, great success.

    If she weren’t so hateful, I’d feel sorry for her.

  2. sally in MI says:

    I thought that picture was of Ralphie, and I was trying to remember why they would have been Easter eggs in “A Christmas Story.” I do feel for those young neglected boys. How humiliated they will be in a few years when they Google Grandma and see how pathetic she has acted in public the past few years. They will probably have a few adjectives of their own in mind.

  3. Anonymous1253 says:

    Interesting find as I searched for the meaning of ‘Assclown,’ which I didn’t know was a word or figure of speech. The Urban dictionary definition was a bit too over the top for my. However, on a 2010 blurb on Baggage Reclaim from the UK is this:

    An assclown is someone that mistreats you and more often than not eventually proves to be a waste of time and space. He (or she) adds little or no value to the relationship and the cost to you of being with him is often your self-esteem, your well-being, and for some, your career, family, or friends. They only have one foot or possibly even a toe in the relationship, or even nothing at all, and they knowingly (even if they deny it) mess you around and enjoy the fringe benefits of being with you (ego stroking, sex, a reliable shoulder to lean on, money etc) even though they don’t actually want you or have no intentions of ever giving you the relationship that you want.

    Hold the phone !!! If you remove assclown in the paragraph above and insert ‘Sarah Palin’ it seems to be a spot on description! Sarah = Assclown ! I think we’ve all said a zillion times that her gene for introspection and honest reflection is hopelessly flawed, turned off or totally lacking!

  4. Mrsgunka says:

    YES! Ralphie! 🙂 Tripp may be curious when he gets older to check out his family history, but I doubt Trig will ever have the capability of doing it.

    As we have witnessed over the course of 5+ years, education and/or rehabilitation for Trig appears to be nil. He obviously has a problem with vision as we have noted his eyes are crossed. We have seen no patching of his eyes to strengthen his eye muscles. Nor has he consistently worn glasses either. Correctly fitted to his face, for one thing. Suddenly, Tripp is pictured wearing glasses in a picture. There have been hundreds of pictures of these two boys on the internet but nothing to indicate Trig is making progress in any sort of program. We have seen him in a hospital gown, but no explanation of why he was hospitalized. They have stated he was born with a heart defect, but no notation that is has been surgically corrected. We have seen pictures of “Trig” with severely deformed ears, but no indication of surgical correction, yet they always try to cover his ears. We have seen 3-4 different ear shapes on a child who physically has changed over the years, making us ask if they have used different babies to confuse the public. Big fat babies portrayed as fragile preemies. Tiny deformed-ear babies that we have never seen again. Blonde babies, dark hair babies. Babies drug out late at night in cool weather wearing only a diaper and shirt while others have coats and sweaters on… sell a book. A fragile baby, born just days earlier taken into work for a press conference that looked several weeks old.

    Makes you wonder, just who is the assclown mother that would do this? Anyone with a half an ounce of brains can see there has been a real hoax going on by a woman who never looked pregnant well into her 7th month and suddenly blows up like a balloon, yet her pregnancy was not noted by flight attendants supposedly to return the mother who was leaking amniotic fluid so the baby would be born in an unqualified hospital that can’t deliver a baby in his condition. Chances are that child will never be a fish-picker no matter what state he was born.

    The real assclowns are the perpetrators who dreamed up this hoax from the day they picked her to be John McCains running mate. It’s the innocent children who will suffer for years to come. Wasted lives and money all for racial hatred and vanity of a narcissistic woman who had something to prove. It’s just sick!

    • Fan of MrsG says:

      Yes, MrsG, sad for the children. The 3 Cs: I didn’t cause it. I can’t change it. I’m not in charge. What I can, and did do is vote to keep her ignorant self out of a place of power where she could legislate her ASSertions.

  5. Fan of MrsG says:

    “You’re a hero to millions of men with bald eagle wallpaper.”

    This line has me in stitches. If there’s one thing Roger Ailes knows, it’s what the male with bald eagle wallpaper desires. wait. what? Ailes let her go.
    And she won’t go.
    You don’t say (said with feigned astonishment).

    Thanks for the laughs, Irishgirl, and company!

    • Mrsgunka says:

      My son chuckled for hours after that remark. Repeating it again this morning with a deep laugh! How does that woman look at herself in the mirror? Is she totally oblivious to her looks and words? How do her “friends” keep from rolling their eyes or snickering with her every utterance or outfit! “Normal” people do everything in their power to have people like them for being nice, look appropriate, speak correctly, and act according to their achievements they have accomplished. All she is interested in is the million men with bald eagle wallpaper and how she can arouse them for attention. She will use babies, plastic surgery, weird slang, wild hair-do’s, fake glasses, over-inflated bra’s, short skirts, crazy open-toed shoes or multiple straps, or just too big to attract attention. No one is supposed to understand what comes out of her mouth. Totally juvenile behavior in a grown-up world. A big smile and a wink erases all of her oddities. To think there is that many people who think she is normal is frightening, indeed. Yet we have a media that acted like she was normal as apple pie. Scarey!

  6. titlewave says:

    Sarah Palin is just immature and jealous. 🙂

  7. jason karov says:

    $arah is such a fucking idiot and a huge trainwreck. $arah is the honey-boo-boo of the political world, and the Oval office was the “sketti”. of her dreams.

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