Crist To Speak At Democratic National Convention And Lisa Ann To Strip For Republicans

Courtesy of The Miami Herald:

TAMPA — Florida’s former Republican Gov. Charlie Crist will be a speaker at the Democratic National Convention.

An official with President Barack Obama’s campaign said Sunday that Crist will speak at next week’s convention in Charlotte, N.C., but the days hasn’t been worked out…

…Crist changed his voter registration to no party affiliation after he dropped out of the 2010 Republican Senate primary and ran as an independent. Many speculate that he will return to politics as a Democrat and possibly challenge his Republican successor, Rick Scott.

Good news indeed! And in other news, strippers and exotic dancers are getting ready for the Republicans in Tampa.

Courtesy of The Daily Mail:

She’s got the beehive hairdo, the tailored business suit and the wire-rimmed glasses, but it won’t be Sarah Palin heating up Tampa come Republican convention time, but rather her porn star  doppelganger, Lisa Ann.

From adult films to faux press conferences at strip clubs, Lisa Ann’s career has soared after the 2008 election thanks to the Tea Party favorite, a notable absentee from the 2012 convention line-up set to crown Mitt Romney the Republican presidential nominee next week…

In a recent interview with the Tampa Bay Times, Lisa Ann said she has been reading up on Palin’s life and trying to study her to gain a better understanding of her life.

‘Do you know how many guys at the airport have told me they voted for Palin because they thought she was hot? I tell them, “Don’t vote,”‘ she told the Times.

Thanks to the boost in business from the Republican convention, Tampa clubs say exotic dancers can expect to double their take, with many of them likely to take home $1,000 a night and even more…

During the 2008 Republican convention, then-Alaska Governor Palin emerged as the unlikely star of the GOP after being chosen as John McCain’s running mate.

After delivering a well-received convention speech in which Palin introduced herself to the Republican delegates as just ‘an average hockey mom,’ she came unraveled after exhibiting an astonishing lack of knowledge in areas ranging from foreign policy to her choice of reading materials.

So the “family values” crowd who believe in legitimate rape, are going to be whooping it up in exotic clubs for the next few days. Why am I not surprised? And poor old Palin will be attending a barbeque for someone in Arizona. I wonder if she got her money back from that rented space?
How the mighty have fallen.
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5 Responses to Crist To Speak At Democratic National Convention And Lisa Ann To Strip For Republicans

  1. Eli says:

    Lisa Ann, a stripper and porn star seems to have more common sense and self-awareness than Sarah Palin, a former governor and VP candidate.

  2. MrsGunka says:

    This is getting fun! Did you see Chris Mathew’s slap-down of Rancid Prius? He must have watched Michael Higgin’s video!! 🙂 It was beautiful! Go Gov. Crist! One look at Lisa and those Tea Baggers will forget about the Pig with lipstick! Think the Repugs will have wished Isaac wiped out Tampa when this is said and done. Liars don’t win….we are on to you. Sounds like the MSM is growing some cojonies!

  3. titlewave says:

    Speaking of strippers….

    “Ms. Palin walked onto the stage to Roy Orbison’s “Oh, Pretty Woman,” and fired up the crowd by saying, “This election, folks, is not just about replacing the party that’s in power. It’s about who and what we’ll replace it with.”

    “what we’ll replace it with.” is right. Birthers, racists and chauvinists.
    http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/08/27/palin-spends-first-day-of-republican-convention-in-arizona/

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