Sarah Palin Dons The Hooves In Missouri – Updated x 4

OMG, Sarah Palin turned up in Missouri to stump for Sarah Steelman looking like this.

And Todd looked like this.

He makes my skin crawl.

And together they looked like this.

Sarah Steelman looks embarrassed.

Update: I managed to get a few screen grabs.

Icky tongue lick

A Superman t-shirt!

Hiding behind her shades

This is for Gary P Jackson – I give you the original boobs.


This is what Wonkette had to say about Sarah’s style.

What is the most elegant and refined part of Sexy Grandma Sarah Palin’s campaigning ward-robe? The pedal pushers? Those clodhoppers? We see nothing wrong with the Superman tee — it’s playful and very cute, fitting as it does those way bigger jugs she’s got pinned on! We are going to go with the wrap-around sunglasses, to be worn behind the wheel of her monster truck. Nothing says class — or is it “military dictator”? — like wraparound shades.

Now Gawker is getting in on the action:

Oh… no.

No, no, no.

Where to begin.

First of all, the shoes. You’ve already decided to go loud with the Superman shirt. You can’t pair it with these… these Chinese bondage wedges. They look like what a hooker would wear if she wanted to wear Skechers Shape Ups. And then the belt buckle! My God, THAT BELT BUCKLE! Can I open it up and find gumdrops inside? If that’s a chastity belt, the chastity belt failed to do its job, because you look like you just got railed in the back of a multiplex. What were you thinking? It just looks so cheap. VERY CHEAP. And the cut of the Superman shirt is doing her no favors. She may as well put a bulls-eye on her sternum. The whole thing is just… I feel like my eyeballs are being drawn and quartered.

You know, there are some elements here that could be salvaged. I mean, I LOVE the playfulness of the Superman logo. That’s fun! That could be fun! But then you have these Redneck Riviera sunglasses, and the Wonder Woman bracelets… and then these awful black capris. Who is this woman? Where is she going? She looks like she got all dressed up to order white wine in the back of an airplane.

I don’t see you in this. You can do better. Also, fuck you.

🙂 🙂 🙂

From The Herald Sun:

After serving up at a barbecue for Steelman, Palin served up an eyeful when she took the stage to address a gathering of several hundred supporters in the rural town of Cleveland, Missouri.

The laidback ensemble – a far cry from the tailored suits she is best known for – has set tongues wagging in the bloggersphere.

Diana Reese, a Washington Post writer, witnessed the outfit in the flesh and says that it didn’t lend Palin much by way of credibility:

“But it was hard for me to take Palin seriously dressed as she was,” Reese wrote.

“First, her shoes: Five-inch wedges. Her black capris weren’t quite skin-tight but tight enough, and her t-shirt with its Superman logo (a Steelman campaign shirt emblazoned with “Our freedom. Our fight.”) emphasized her figure. She never once removed her oversized sunglasses.”

None of that seemed to bother the crowd who waited over an hour for Palin to take the stage, where she backed Steelman,  just days after Dick Cheney told ABC News that John McCain’s decision to pick the former Alaska governor as his running mate in 2008 was ‘a mistake’.

And having made an eedjit of herself in Missouri, it appears that it was all for naught. Sarah Steelman has lost.

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69 Responses to Sarah Palin Dons The Hooves In Missouri – Updated x 4

  1. lindak1961 says:

    Sarah Steelman should be embarrassed.

    • “stillman” … that’s what Palin calls her since she doesn’t speak “English”.

      She’s OD’d on Lithium again…she’s got that tongue thing going on. Stoner.

      Definitely will get the “white trash” and “dairy cows” votes.

  2. lindak1961 says:

    Irishgirl, the Superman T-shirt makes perfect sense in wingnut land: Steelman = Man of Steel, aka Superman.

  3. RJ 40 says:

    She is too stupid to buy shoes that fit. If you look at the pics you see as usual she has her toes hanging over the edge of her shoes.How stupid do you have to be to not be able to buy shoes that fit??Also she had on her Wonder Woman bracelet.What’s up with the white hands and feet??Did she run out of tanning lotion?She is a mess from head to toe.Plus in that photo with toad it looks like her wig is going to blow off.When i first saw Toad at the RNC he gave me the creeps. I thought there was something sleazy about him. I was right.

  4. MistyDew says:

    O M G! I’m lost for words, they’re both are sick looking people and they truely belong togather!

  5. BinW says:

    Notice her shirt is a different color (dark blue in the later pics? I wonder if she has a full rainbow of them.

    • NorCalGirl says:

      She changed shirts, the one during her screech has a v-neck. Did she drool on the first one so she changed into her super superman backup? Did they have a phone booth for her to changed in?

      • RJ 40 says:

        I noticed that in some other pics it looks like she was drenched in sweat. You can kind of see it in the top photo but in another pic (not one on this site) it looked like her stomach was wet also.It was revolting.She is such a class act. I bet she smells.

  6. MrsGunka says:

    Wonder what expletives Willer called her after rolling her eyes? Trip might have commented also, too! But Toady thought she was bootiful. She was dressing for all the rednecks!

  7. I have to say it – she looks “dirty” … not from a sex point of view, from a human cleanliness point of view. She looks like someone who simply doesn’t care about washing – bathing – wearing decent clothes – she’s filthy looking.

    • MrsGunka says:

      And that dirty, coy looking “Little House on the Prairie” wig! That has to be hanging in the closet for a while. Full of dust mites. It’s hot back there, and humid. She wears those long wigs and black pedal-pushers. She doesn’t have a clue! Filthy mind, filthy body. Hope the chiggers get under that bra and panty elastic! Serves her right!

      • irishgirl999 says:

        Her hair (wig) never looks clean and shiny, so she gives the impression that she hasn’t showered any time recently. She should also cover up those toes. A nice flat slip-on shoe would have also looked much better with those awful pants she was wearing.

        She hasn’t a fecking clue about fashion. Or politics…

  8. irishgirl999 says:

    And Brooklyn….be gone. You will stay in moderation forever!

    • RJ 40 says:

      Brooklyn is crazy Kristy in one of her Many aliases…You can always tell by her writing style.PROVEN….To use one of her claims back on her.

  9. section9 says:

    Jesus tap-dancing Christ! Your down to making fun of her t-shirt and shoes! You really need Malia Litman to come over here and spice things up. More Trig Truth!

    BTW, Steelman crowed about Palin’s endorsement and a couple of thousand people showed up to the picnic. Ted Cruz won his race by the way. I thought I’d let you guys in on that.

    • irishgirl999 says:

      There were a couple of hundred there at the most! And btw, where is Trig? You don’t see Palin parading him around like a trophy anymore.

      • Titlewave says:

        section9, (if that is your real name)

        How can we NOT make fun of those shoes? They’re SO last century. And how can we take a woman who wants to be leader of the free world seriously when she wears a Superman t-shirt to a political fundraiser?

        Really, what would you say if President Obama wore a Superwoman t-shirt? Hmm?

    • Sarah STILLMAN is as bad as, if not crazier than, Sarah Palin. I’m so glad that Cruz won his race – it may very well mean that the US will no longer have to deal with the crazy ass Texans who care nothing about Texans and only about money. Cruz is a complete NUTBALL….and Texas elected him, so Texas deserves his crazy.

    • Gary P Jackson says:

      Yup, Palin and Steelman fed about 1000 people BBQ in Missouri.

      Down here in Texas, which is Palin country, BTW, the Ted Cruz Rally was MOBBED. About 2500 to 3000 Ted still hasn’t stopped thanking her. He was polling about 3% when she first endorsed him. He won in an absolute 14 point blowout with Palin’s help!

      Hell 1500 showed up for Palin in DETROIT.

      What I want to know is why this dizzy broad who writes this crap cares about Sarah Palin. She’s in IRELAND for God’s sake.

      What is it with you foreign hate mongering liberals? You’ve mucked up your own country beyond repair, why not wallow in that failure instead of trashing Americans? Especially great Americans.

      I guess this proves that liberals the world over are the same, and contribute nothing but hate to society.

      • irishgirl999 says:

        Love you Gary…..but you are beyond idiotic.

      • Titlewave says:

        Gary, Gary, Gary. As a fellow Texan- not in Ireland- I happen to agree wholeheartedly with Irishgirl. Palin is the hate monger, catering to fools like you, and she’s doing her best to muck up this country beyond repair.

        You have to admit, you’re blinded by her ‘hotness’, right? 😉

      • Blabbingbrook says:

        Do people learn to count in colleges in Texas?

  10. Gary P Jackson says:

    Sarah Palin is living rent free in your head I see. What’s it like to be nothing more than a hate-mongering liberal. I know you don’t DARE let your fellow hate-mongering democrats read this, but Sarah Steelman was so embarrassed she tweeted THIS:

    Serving with @SarahPalinUSA Thank you for coming to #Missouri! You are awesome!!! #mosen

    I understand why you hate her. Sarah Palin is the pretty, popular, successful girl, and you’re the one who has to put a bag over her head every time she goes outside. Notb that you go outside much because you obviously have no life.

    BTW, Palin’s tits are original equipment, you silly liberal.

    • irishgirl999 says:

      I’ve included a pic of the original equipment in the post above – just so you can drool over it! 😉

    • Eli says:

      “Sarah Palin is the pretty, popular, successful girl…” Pretty, popular, successful girl, what are you, in middle school? “Girl,” Sarah Palin is almost 50 years old! She’s way beyond being called a girl, but maybe in her mind, she is still a girl. How else could one explain a former governor and candidate for Vice-President of the United States would be running around in a Superman T-shirt at an event for another woman running for office.

      “BTW, Palin’s “tits” are original equipment….” Besides that statement being false (H/T Irishgirl) and disrespectful, it shows how Palin’s supporters really feel about her. She has been reduced to the aging pin-up “girl” that keeps that dream alive.

    • Titlewave says:

      “BTW, Palin’s tits are original equipment,..”

      Wow, now that’s respectful of your goddess.

    • Um Sarah hasn’t seen her “girl” days for well over 30 years … she is on her way rapidly to 50 … and she is DIRTY. I don’t think she has taken soap and water to either her body or her hair since 2008.
      I’m sure her tits are original but they did come out of a box just before Belmont.
      Don’t forget to send her more money!!!!!

  11. Let’s be honest.

    Cows have hooves … Sarah is a cow … she has hooves…

  12. boodog says:

    Oh, the shoes! Frankenstein, girl version.

    I love the Wonkette comments- “no wonder the RNC had to spend so much on her wardrobe”. 🙂

  13. Your site blows says:

    Lol, you’re such a tool! Let’s rip on what Palin wears cause that’s all you’ve got!
    Pathetic article, pathetic person. Should be ashamed…

  14. irishgirl999 says:

    I’m not the least bit ashamed! Love you…thanks for visiting my blog.

  15. ModernMan says:

    Its a big world out there ……go take a hold of it. …..And if you are “poor” , repressed and underpriveledged you have a responsibility to yourself to squeeze everey drop out of that 12 years of FREE education. If you don’t then shut your mouths and look in the mirror for the person to blame..

    • irishgirl999 says:

      I have four degrees, including a Ph.D. Three degrees are in the field of science, the other in the arts. I have taught in a University. I dare say that I have spent more years in college than you, so I really don’t need your advice.

      Oh and I love that big world out there. I’m just back from a lovely week in Portugal. I have visited at least 16 countries all over the world, some of them multiple times. And I’m making plans for another trip abroad in September!

      So don’t come to my blog and tell me to shut my mouth.

      • Yet you’re a petty, vindictive and shallow person. Good to see all that “education” and “world travel” pay off for you.

      • irishgirl999 says:

        And you think Sarah Palin is a shining beacon????

      • Pete says:

        Fiscal Warrior, Sorry but it isn’t petty vindictive or shallow to post negative stories about a public figure especially one who has chosen to live their life in the spotlight. I think you are confusing Palin’s own behavior, which is often petty vindictive and shallow, and projecting it onto others. Perhaps you need thicker skin! Sarah Palin desperately needs it as well. She can’t handle any criticism and sadly her supporters can’t handle it either!

  16. Okidoeki says:

    I think she is hot… love the Superman Tshirt and the Shoes!!!! All the guys out there would do her… no doubt. Well not all but most. I love how the women get all bitchy about her. Oh… I have been to over hmmm I think is 31 or 32 countries now. I am not into all the religious stuff but we should take note that religion is the great glue of society. That is how most societies, especially in the EU, were established. You see unless you have a god that is always watching people will devolve to animals. Then the only way to control them is via more and more laws or a dictator. If you are educated yes, you should be able to be rational but in reality that pool is pretty shallow. When society devolves you can better believe that women’s rights, gay rights, and all the of the inane crap the occupy the goyim will mean nothing.

    • irishgirl999 says:

      And that is the reason America is going down the tubes – reasoning like yours!

      • Okidoeki says:

        It’s reality sweetie. Honestly, wish it were different. And I have studied reasoning and philosophy quite a bit. History too is important. We really shouldn’t be so arrogant as to believe that we have evolved so far. If you do understand science you should know that natural selection is selecting some really bad things right now. I myself am NOT religious… zeitgeist really gives a great explanation of religion. Have you seen it? I really don’t try to take ideological but instead try to assess and evaluation and reason. You see it’s ok to be wrong… to reassess as time goes by and we gain wisdom. Oh and the doing her and all of that while it may be true.. was really just meant to get some attention and perhaps add a little levity ha ha.

      • Okidoeki says:

        ohhhhh btw… ad hominem comments are not reasoning.

      • irishgirl999 says:

        I’m not your sweetie. Don’t patronize me. You think Palin is hot, I don’t. Anyone “politician” who goes out in public looking like a hooker, deserves whatever commentary that comes her way. I think she is stupid beyond belief. I think anyone who supports her is stupid beyond belief.

      • Okidoeki says:

        You know I put the “sweetie” in there on purpose. And if you read my response you would notice that I put the “hot” stuff in there as an attention getting device. The way she dresses and even talks is meant to do the same thing. I don’t really support her however she does resonate with a certain percentage of the population. All of these people are not wrong and you are right. This an arrogant self centered idea. How old are you really? Wouldn’t it be more rational to debate the issues. What issues does she represent that you disagree with so much? Why such a visceral response? This goes back to what I think is the intolerance of liberal thinking. “I know what is right and if you don’t agree with me .. well then attack attack”. Why not debate the points?

      • irishgirl999 says:

        I’m quite willing to debate the points.

      • Okidoeki says:

        Go Ahead… throw a point out there. Let’s tear it apart, I am sure Ben can be of some help too 🙂

      • irishgirl999 says:

        Explain how the Bush cuts benefit the middle class.

        I have to walk the dog, so I mightn’t be back for a while.

    • Ben-Ami S says:

      The goyim? In what sense are you using the term, neutral or derogatory?

      As a Jew, a Professor of Philosophy and a friend of this blog, let me tell you this: you are out of your depth, cutie.

      • Okidoeki says:

        I am using it in the neutral but I am sure you understand more than most. Are you saying I am out of my depth? I do ohhh so like a challenge 🙂 Perhaps we should debate and see if width comes in into play. I do oh so like Steven Wright ha ha.

    • Okidoeki says:

      Hmmm first… let’s not talk about “Bush” tax cuts. You see as soon as we start to label things they get all charged with emotion and are perceived good vs. bad etc. Let’s take this a little slower and talk about taxes in general, economic activities and the role of government. Where do taxes come from? How are jobs created? We have to answer those points first. It is my assertion that taxes come from productive activity in the private sector and government’s ability to take from this productive activity to benefit society as a whole tending to infrastructure, defense etc. (I am not judging this as the best system it is just the system as we have it currently defined). Can we agree on that? Socialism is a completely different system. Not the current system that we have. Again, not saying better or worse but we have to find common rational points of agreement in order to proceed.

      • irishgirl999 says:

        I can agree that we need taxes. They fund our roads, infrastructure.

        But in America, you have no infrastructure. You cannot get from A to B without a car.

      • okidoeki says:

        Ok great. So we definitely need taxes and taxes come from the productive part of society ergo businesses. So the question then becomes how much should we tax and how should we tax? What is a “fair” way to go about this? Also, how do we temper that with the constraints and real life problems that we have to navigate while keeping in mind your first question about benefits to the middle class? However, I feel that is arbitrary … if we are going to continue this thought experiment, tempered with our observations and wisdom or the real world, we should think about benefiting society as a whole, which I think was you intent. We can then argue that the government should tax the productive part of society a little as possible as less taxes will enhance the growth in that area. Any growth will benefit everyone including the middle class. I am not designing a tax system here… just stating how logically that less taxes generically should have a positive affect on growth, which in turn will produce more jobs which is a foundation for the middle class.

  17. Yeah, I remember the petty and vindictive behavior of picking on someone for their looks back in junior high school. When people have no argument it’s really all they have. Maybe someday they’ll GROW THE F UP.

  18. Dan says:

    Liberal “tolerance” on full display here. The Palin obsession and name-calling is hilarious – you have no idea how petty you look.

  19. John Driscoll says:

    What a bunch of liber idiots……………

  20. Raven says:

    That is by far the coolest outfit I’ve seen this campaign season.

  21. I think she’s inspiring (do you have any idea the size of crowds she draws on a continuing basis?) and I respect what she does for the conservative cause. She has no time for the hate coming from the likes of you, nor should she. Disagree with her politics, her statements, tell everyone how dumb you think she is….fine. But ragging on someone for their looks is reaching the bottom of the barrel and digging through it to the scum lodged underneath it. Envy is one of the deadly sins, my dear, and you’re showing yours. It’s the ultimate display of shallowness and pettiness. I’m sure you like it if/when you are judged by your looks. I thought liberals were the tolerant ones??? At least that’s what they always SAY with one of their mouths…

    • irishgirl999 says:

      She’s not drawing big crowds anymore. And she can expect to be judged on how she dresses if she goes out in public looking like that. No one who is serious about politics would dress in that fashion.

      • Rob says:

        So….tell us how we should judge Frederica Wilson, please?

      • irishgirl999 says:

        Never heard of her. But I sure have heard of Palin.

      • She is so drawing big crowds and for someone not seeking office and only helping others who are campaigning, having her speak only helps and not hurts the turnout. She, as a private citizen, can dress however she wants. And you, as a catty, insecure shrew, can be petty all you want.

      • Pete says:

        Wrong!! Palin is not drawing big crowds anymore, her last two appearances saw crowds of about 400 and 700 people respectfully. A real heavy hitter could easily pull in at least 1000 rubes. Palin isn’t popular with the republican party, her favor ability among members of the conservative tea party is lacking. Sorry but I’ve seen the latest polls and Palin is not the political rock star she once was. She will always have her incredibly vocal supporters, but her fan base will only get smaller over time There’s nothing wrong with dressing like a hooker if you are a hooker by trade. A common sense conservative who dresses like a hooker doesn’t actually have any common sense at all!

  22. Rob says:

    Lol…not a single woman on this thread will ever accomplish an eighth of what Palin has accomplished in her life. Yet each of you continue to bash her.

    • Titlewave says:

      That’s a completely unsubstantiated comment, Rob. Deal with facts, not some immature putdown you’ve pulled out of your ass.

      Here, I’ll start you off- “Governor Palin abused her power by violating Alaska Statute 39.52.110(a) of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act.”
      You can read and download the Branchflower report here,

      Now you try it.

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