Bristol Palin Plays Victim In The Wake Of Internet Backlash

Note to Bristol – tight black dresses are very revealing when you have gained weight. Not a good look!

Apparently Bristol/Nancy/Sarah  have written another blog post. From Immoral Minority because I refuse to go to Brancy’s blog as it is now being called:

When I was on Dancing with the Stars, I was only nineteen years old. I was active and fit, but I did gain five to ten pounds over the course of the show.At my heaviest, I was still thinner than a lot of girls my age, but heavier than I am now. I’m not saying this because I’m somehow proud of how I looked on that show.
Rather, I’m saying that I’ve been the brunt of jokes, speculation, and criticism about my appearance, and it’s not fun. 

When people choose to mock young impressionable females and even more mature national political leaders, it spreads the lie that the value of women resides in their appearance. As women, we should resist the urge to laugh at our sisters, both Democrats and Republicans alike. Plus, Hillary looks good! I think we should give her credit for not having a make up artist following her around and being comfortable in her own skin.

Whoa…Hilary Clinton must be so relieved to have sister Bristol on her side. The trouble with the Palins is that they can never let anything go. Bristol had her blood libel moment when she attacked Malia and Sasha Obama. Not only was her own hypocrisy revealed in a stunning way, a large majority of people were disgusted with this know- nothing’s diatribe against a couple of innocent girls.

Now she (Brancy) is trying to deflect attention away from that post. I have a feeling that maybe she didn’t quite expect the backlash she received. Bristol now wants to talk about her weight gain on DWTS. Well, that is fine by me…I have a few photos I would like to share.

Poor Mark – note the position of his hands

and this

Just who on earth practices in a jacket?

Pull in those tummy muscles Bristol.

and

This one really scared me

Whoever was designing Bristol’s costumes had their work cut out for them. There was some very clever camouflaging going on. I particularly like this one when she was on a night out during DWTS.

I nearly went cross-eyed from that one.

Well Bristol, since you decided to bring up the matter of your weight gain, how exactly did you manage to gain an extra 5-10 pounds while you were exercising for hours every day? Enquiring minds want to know.

You said yourself…

When people choose to mock young impressionable females and even more mature national political leaders

and yet you wrote in a blog post titled “Hail to the Chiefs – Malia and Sasha Obama” on Thursday…

In this situation, it was the other way around. I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox.

Can you not see the blatant hypocrisy in your statements? Are you that fecking stupid? Take your victimhood and shove it where the sun don’t shine. And while you’re at it, do everyone a favour and STFU.

Updated with photo courtesy of KatieAnnieOakley.

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18 Responses to Bristol Palin Plays Victim In The Wake Of Internet Backlash

  1. ivyfree says:

    Yes, she is that fecking stupid.

    Dora the Explorer stopped Swiper the Fox? Wow. The things these edumacated single moms know. I bet she watches Dora the Explorer every day. Easier than thinking. Even easier than watching something that will insert some knowledge into her hardshelled brain, like Biography or the HIstory Channel or even the Food Network, the dumb bimbo.

    • MrsGunka says:

      I’ll give Bristol the Bimbo a little leeway here on the television viewing. When my kids were little, they would watch the cartoons anytime they could. And when I was busy with 3 to 4 small little ones, it gave me a little time to bath and feed the little one and gather the laundry and hang out diapers. Yes. yes, I know Bristol isn’t out hanging diapers on the line, but with the last one I did have a dryer and it was in the basement and they still had to be moved from one thing to another. Especially on Saturday morning when MrG was back from a trip and I had to get his suitcase emptied and the dirty clothes washed, dried and ironed to go back out Sunday evening. When we started having exchange students, the minute they came home from school the cartoons came on. They learned English so fast by watching the cartoons…especially Seseme Street. Having grown up with radio, I still find I listen more to TV than watch. Have no idea who Dora or the Fox are as we haven’t had small ones around for quite awhile. When two of our foreign girls have brought back their kids to visit, we did turn the cartoons back on for them and our grand kids. It is believed in certain circles that Bristol may have multiple little ones in the house so I would guess they watch many cartoons. Nancy has younger children so she may know the schedule of the cartoons too. I just came out and realized the Saturday morning cartoons had started. I had to change the channel to find some news. One of our favorite evening family shows was the Muppets, when the kids were in high school! It’s obvious, I had no idea what she was talking about when she made that statement, but nothing they ever say makes much sense to me. Is there a word salad cartoon in Alaska? They had to learn it somewhere! When my college students are around they get so tired of watching MSNBC and ask if they can turn it to “Who’s Turn Is It Anyway”, or sports or The Learning Channel. I don’t know their preferences either and these kids have a good edumacation. Often I have 3 big guys sitting on the couch playing their games on the laptops and they could care less about what is on the TV. Little ones still like the cartoons on TV. Then again, Bristol may watch her favorite cartoon on her Blackberry while the kids are watching their favorite ones. Who knows. Sarah may be watching them too. OK, it’s cold and rainy and I’m bored with the news. Will turn on John Wayne movies here as soon as the news is over so MrG has something he likes to watch. I’d rather be be outside working in the garden. It’s 41 degrees and too cold and wet to be outside!

  2. zane1 says:

    “When people choose to mock young impressionable females and even more mature national political leaders, it spreads the lie that the value of women resides in their appearance.”
    Oh please……who is writing this stuff. I always thought the blue number she wore during DWTS was the most revealing one. I can’t believe any mother would throw their first born under the bus like this. Way to go Sarah. Mother of the Year… you are not.

    • lindak1961 says:

      Bristol missed a great chance to show a different side to the Palins when she was on DWTS. She could have shown grace, class and a hard work ethic. Instead she chose to show petulance, crass and laziness. She made the finals on the strength of Mark’s popularity and the Pee bots voting all night online. Even the bots weren’t voting for her, but for Quitter, as in their delusional minds, Bristol winning DWTS meant that Quitter became president, or somehow scored one over the Obamas. Such delusions!

      • zane1 says:

        Being the mother of a daughter that whole DWTS thing always made me want to cringe. I do not think Bristol wanted to do it at first, but was forced to. She is just an awful dancer & so awkward it was hard to watch.

  3. lindak1961 says:

    Here’s a picture of Mark practicing with his current partner, classical singer Katherine Jenkins:

    In performance:

    Katherine and Mark are in the semifinals, and have some tough competition to make the finals, but Katherine has worked hard to become a good dancer, making Mark’s job of making her look good easier. Partnering with Bristol was probably the hardest Mark has ever worked – he managed to make Bristol look not bad, and I doubt anyone else could have done that, even Derek.

    So far, Mark seems to have escaped the Palin curse. I’m glad, he seems a nice young man, and deserves better than being thrown under the Palin bus.

  4. lindak1961 says:

    Probably because of the links, my comment is awaiting moderation. It’s two pictures of Katherine Jenkins and Mark Ballas. Katherine is Mark’s partner this season; she is a classical singer. Th rest of my comment:

    Katherine and Mark are in the semifinals, and have some tough competition to make the finals, but Katherine has worked hard to become a good dancer, making Mark’s job of making her look good easier. Partnering with Bristol was probably the hardest Mark has ever worked – he managed to make Bristol look not bad, and I doubt anyone else could have done that, even Derek.

    So far, Mark seems to have escaped the Palin curse. I’m glad, he seems a nice young man, and deserves better than being thrown under the Palin bus.

  5. KatieAnnieOakley says:

    THREE and FOUR undershirts – with a nylon (hot!!!!!) jacket? The body heat alone, combined with the exercise should have made her lose an inordinate amount of weight! OBVIOUSLY she didn’t, so its a camouflage technique. She literally looks like a sausage casing has enveloped her torso.

    Whatcha hiding, brisdull?

  6. fan of Mrs.G says:

    in review: speak hatefully, make excuses, blame others, play victim: Sarah has successfully passed on the worst of herself.

    Your own hateful ignorance is yours to own, Missy Bristol, welcome to adulthood. You think that your wealth and celebrity entitle you to be as nasty as your Mother? Hate is a powerful emotion to serve-up with such generosity. Don’t be surprised when the same bitter dish is all that remains on your plate.

    • MrsGunka says:

      Guess her magnetic personality is wearing off. Just read Gino has walked away from the latest reality show. Guess a trial marriage is too much for the best of them. He must have ended up sleeping on the couch just like Daddy. Can you imagine any guy moving in with this family and retain his sanity? Are any of Mit’s boys available? They might be used to being lied to. Afraid Sarah and Toad could come to the wedding tho. But they both would be spoiled brats. I just tickled myself! Can you imagine a Mormon getting involved with this crazy bunch…that would be crazy enough to make them become atheists! Sorry about that. 🙂

      • zane1 says:

        Oh no, the Italian Stallion walked away from the reality show. Can this be true. I thought it already had a start date.

  7. blankenship says:

    This remains my favorite photo of Bristol’s “slight weight gain” when she danced with the stars:

    • irishgirl999 says:

      I rilly should have included that one!

      • KatieAnnieOakley says:

        I created a side-by-side comparison of Bristol (pictured the day after she was eliminated with Sherri Shephard of “The View”) and a 5 months pregnant Jessica Simpson. They’re even wearing the same type of body-hugging shirt! I think you’ll agree, the silhouette’s next to each other is unmistakable!

  8. irishgirl999 says:

    Thanks KAO – I have included the pic in the post.

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