When I was a teenager in school studying French, we were asked to translate a specific passage from French to English. It went something like this…”I lay in my bed and listened to the wind howling outside.”
Well, the teacher asked one of the girls to translate this particular piece and my friend Theresa came up with this gem…”I lay in the bed aroused by a burst of flatulence.” Needless to say, at the tender age of 16 or 17, I had to be carried out of the room laughing, along with the teacher.
Methinks Sarah Palin is suffocating on her own gas. How many twitters did she tweet the night of the SOTU…or tweets did she twitter. I’m not a tweeter, obviously and I missed the whole week of news. But holy feck, this pathetic woman was just crying out to be noticed. I am loving her demise – slow and painful. Bring it on.