When I was a teenager in school studying French, we were asked to translate a specific passage from French to English. It went something like this…”I lay in my bed and listened to the wind howling outside.”
Well, the teacher asked one of the girls to translate this particular piece and my friend Theresa came up with this gem…”I lay in the bed aroused by a burst of flatulence.” Needless to say, at the tender age of 16 or 17, I had to be carried out of the room laughing, along with the teacher.
Methinks Sarah Palin is suffocating on her own gas. How many twitters did she tweet the night of the SOTU…or tweets did she twitter. I’m not a tweeter, obviously and I missed the whole week of news. But holy feck, this pathetic woman was just crying out to be noticed. I am loving her demise – slow and painful. Bring it on.
Tuesday night was fun! The President gave a brilliant speech, Boner made funny facial contortions, Nugent was muzzled, Quitter tweeted up a storm of idiocy, and Rubio lied so much, his mouth went dry (hence the water grab mid-speech).
Love the title of this post – your friend is a genius!
I’ve seen the Rubio Watergate!!!
If you are interested, the Urinal has a post up today about Quitter’s tweet during the SOTU. Don’t know why it took them so long to get a post up about it, they think she was brilliant, but no one else cares (except us Haters).
” Aroused By A Burst Of Flatulence”
I think the same can be said of John McCain….
I slit a sheet. A sheet I slit. And on that slitted sheet I sit. Say that real fast and be careful of sharp flatulence!
Glad I didn’t take French in high school.
As Kathy Griffin would say, “Her twat would not stop tweeting during the SOTU!” As usual, Sarah Palin was overflowing with word salad(tweeting on twitter) and her tired old cooch(twat) is the only platform available to her. Oh how the mighty have fallen! Perhaps her long time admirer, Bannon can film a new documentary about old Granny Quitter, working title, “The UNEMPLOYED!”
Sarah Palin who?
Yes. Bring. It. On.
Her twitter balloon darted aimlessly about the room, expelling disgusted noises and quickly landed in the corner, wasted and prostrated from the disgusting noises from it’s inner bowels of hot air and spittle to a flat nothing in the corner. Wasted, useless energy like a drop of water in the hot skillet! That’s our Sarah!
OT bit of fun: That Crow Woman’s Russian relatives playing in the snow:
The triple sideways somersault down the windshield scores a perfect 10 from the judges.
Loved it! That poor crow.